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Willacoochie USA: The Flash

par boinky33
10/10 190 pts / 19 votes - 18 commentaires
The Flash! Where are you?
I'm right beside you.

Oh.
What can I help you with?

I forgot my tube of Bengay at my summerhouse in the Netherlands. Could you use your super speed to go and fetch it?
Can't you just buy another tube at the local Happy Mart?

No, you don't understand! This is my lucky tube of Bengay!
What's so lucky about it?

I had it up my ass the day I won the lottery.
Didn't you only win 40 dollars?

Yes, and I used some of that money to treat you to a nice meal at White Castle, so you owe me one.
Fine. I'll go get it.

!!!!!!
ZOOM!
Hmmm, do I need anymore double ended dildos?

Heavens to Betsy!
ZOOM!
Boy oh boy! That guy is very fast!

!!!!
ZOOM!
!!!!
ZOOM!
Here we are. Now, where is that Bengay?
The Netherlands
Vincent Price?
Hey! Get out of my house, you flaccid yak penis!

And so I told him to go to the Netherlands to get some Bengay, and that I have a summerhouse there! And he fell for it! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ha! Ha! Ha! The ultimate prank!

Ahem!
......

The Flash? Is that you?

Yes, I have returned in the form of an African elephant!
Are you going to beat me up?

No, I'm not.
Phew....

I have employed this gay hooligan to beat you up for me with a leather whip....
Huh?

It's time for punishment!
AUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH !!!!!!

And that's the true meaning of Easter.
THAT'S AWESOME!!!!!!
The End
This comic is dedicated to Charles Manson.
Keep reaching for that rainbow.

commentaires
NoteNote :   
Ancient chinese secret, yes. confuscious taught it to doctorwho when he was using that time machine in fetching. Just that, confuscious was constantly inhaling all that theraputic smoke, which turned out to be full of THC. so he kinda told doctorwho how to be a dick, of course with a nominal fee of 12.95'



Telling this story makes me want some marshmellow Peeps
18. 15.07.06 à 07:13 |pulse10/10
pulse
wiked
17. 22.04.06 à 21:09 |supall10/10
supall
how did he fall for that bengay thing............... .................... ....everyone knows preperation h is the only true lucky medicine
16. 20.04.06 à 01:37 |killn00bs10/10
killn00bs
cool
15. 18.04.06 à 16:57 |FatiFatiBumBum10/10
FatiFatiBumBum
No, rOoStEr, I can't. It's an ancient Chinese secret.
14. 18.04.06 à 02:42 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
holyshit- can u teach me how to make ace comics like that
13. 17.04.06 à 16:41 |rOoStEr10/10
rOoStEr
i didn't get the prank.
12. 17.04.06 à 04:11 |TREY10/10
TREY
A true beleiver, I am.
11. 17.04.06 à 02:01 |Rednecks_2_Rox10/10
Rednecks_2_Rox
This comic has made me a believer.
10. 15.04.06 à 20:39 |Entropic_Catalyst10/10
Entropic_Catalyst
That was funny.
9. 15.04.06 à 17:59 |FFXking10/10
FFXking
awesome
8. 15.04.06 à 10:37 |gimm10/10
gimm
oué
7. 15.04.06 à 10:31 |Anthonydu3410/10
Anthonydu34
Il est fantastique
6. 15.04.06 à 10:23 |modedude10/10
modedude
SUPERB
5. 15.04.06 à 07:44 |I_Z_Z_Y10/10
I_Z_Z_Y
Would hooligans try to break in and steal the sweet treats?
4. 15.04.06 à 05:06 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
True story... back in the day, I worked as a security guard during my summer and Xmas breaks in college. I was a guard at Just Born Candy, which makes Marshmallow Peeps.
3. 15.04.06 à 04:40 |grouchobeer10/10
grouchobeer
Yep, this is my Easter comic. I know this comic has nothing to do with Jesus Christ's resurrection, but neither does giant bunnies breaking into your house and hiding eggs. I mean, I know companies need a gimmick to make money off this holiday, but....a giant bunny with eggs? It seems they just randomly selected that idea out of a hat. A man is nailed to a large, wooden cross and dies, then comes back to life....Man, this is really making me hungry for some marshmellow peeps.
2. 15.04.06 à 04:36 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
Well, this is just about the best Easter ever.
1. 15.04.06 à 04:26 |grouchobeer10/10
grouchobeer