Uterus Quest Part 2: Foxy Brown Sugar

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.. 2nd door to your right? The nurses will attend to you then.
.. thank you Dr. Condom.
Pam Grier Women's Health Centre, Harlem:-
NEXT!

Oh, good afternoon sir, I'm Dr. Lezzie Condom. How may I help you?
" Where's my fried chicken, bitch? "

What did you just say?
Oh, uhmm. I thought I'd break the ice by y'know, speaking your language. Pimping myself so to speak. I find it helps smooth things better to lower down my level to that of you people, like in those brilliant slave movies. You all knew your place back then.

You 'people'?
You know. You black-coloured people. Boogie woogie massa my negro and all that?

I'm 3/4 Puerto Rican.
Oh sorry. My bad. It's just with these shades on, you degenerate mulattos all look alike. My condolences (see what I did there? I'm so clever).


Anyway, can I help you mister... ?
Tut tut tut! How very dare you! I'm a Ms. thank you very much. Look, I'll even show you!

Oh, I'm sorry. I think. Please put your clothes back on?
You should be with that racist backhanded comment. I'll forgive you for that insult to my woman-manliness though. Anyway, I'm just here for a uterus. You got one?
zip!
A uterus? Uh, this place is.. Full of uteruses, so to speak.
Splendid! I KNEW coming to a darkie abortion clinic would be the best place to find an unwanted uterus! I'm sure you have had plenty of donations so far, what with the rampant increase of the coloured population and lack of sexy education and all that. Hooray!

We.. deal with unwanted pregnancies amongst this community, sir.. I mean Ms. And anyway, since you're a woman, shouldn't you already have one?
I WAS a Mr. and then my angry inch had a date with Mr. Slicey. Now I'm a Ms. and I want to complete myself to be the perfect woman for my lover. That's why I'm here to find a fresh uterus so I can install it onto my person. Can you help me?

You know, you're NOT the first person to come here with that exact same set of circumstances we had to turn away. There was this bleached music singer weirdo who wore a mask and now lives in Bahrain..
TYPICAL! You wummyn are all sexy racists against men, I mean equal rites and all that? Double standards I say! You want to have jobs, wear pants, visit lap-dancing joints, and we men give you all that, but when I want to have a uterus of my own, I don't get one??!?!?!?!?!

I mean, even THIS guy has a uterus, and now he's here exercising his new-found choice to abort away!
I have hypertrichosis.

Now don't you be pickin' on Keeyeesha! She's a regular, and I can't have you here continuing to harass me or anyone else. Out you go!
WAIT! WAIT! Before you kick me out, uhhh.. You did say you're 3/4 Puerto Rican right?

Yes, so?
Excellent! That means you're less black than everyone else here therefore I can offer you a more lucrative price. Can I BUY your uterus? The white abortion clinic up the neighborhood kicked me out even before I could make that request!


*sniff* Stupid elk. I'm such a stupid elk *sniff*
SLASH! SLASH!
Eww, you're stabbing yourself! That's just wrong.
Can I buy YOUR uterus?
drip! dripdrip!
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7. 02.05.06 à 17:19 |GarethAllan10/10
GarethAllan
Holy shee-it. An interestingly written spinoff series!
6. 28.04.06 à 01:49 |thecaptainofo10/10
thecaptainofo
Sweet.
5. 27.04.06 à 21:23 |FFXking10/10
FFXking
Cool
4. 27.04.06 à 16:41 |Crapman10/10
Crapman
Dayumn!
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Racist.
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grouchobeer
Ha! Ha! Ha!
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