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Uterus Quest Part 6: Red Elk

par FuckMan
8/10 111 pts / 14 votes - 9 commentaires
So.. Who are you really, WHO? A troll? A stalker? A liar? A hypocrite? A loser? A closet homosexual? An Irishman? A wannabe Irishman? A self-hating self-made tranny? A paedophile? A jealous uterus covetting lunatic? A man madly in love with Fuckman? A maniac with delusions of grandeur?


I am the Elk.

And you Clarice, call me insane? Hip to the crit with your sillicon tit! You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing.

You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly. Before me, you rightly tremble. Just like Mr. Whiskerbiscuit here, who tells me these things.
Me to the ow.

But, fear is not what you owe me. YOU OWE ME AWE. w00t!

That is certainly some speech you got there WHO. A snappy answer for everything it would seem. But aren't you, for all your pretensions and illusions, just some sad, deluded, self-mutilated kidnapper of a man?

I am not a man.

I began as one, but now I am becoming more than a woman, as you will witness.

SLASH! SLASH!
Look at you! I have never seen a mangled pen*s as disgusting as you! You p*ssed your pants? How very dare you!
SLASH! SLASH!
You want me to cut you off? Is that what you want me to do, you little freakish inch? Don't cry at me you little f*ggot of a d*ck. Apologize! Say "I'm sorry gr*uchobeer, I'm a dirty little beast, I'm an inch long freak!..." Say it!
SLASH! SLASH!
Say it or I will cut you off! "... I'm a dirty little beast, freak, hair lip, and entr*pic's dress will never love me!" SAY IT!
SLASH! SLASH!

drip drip drip!
-PLOP!-
*munch*munch*mun ch*munch*

drip drip drip!
I am the great Elk.
BURRP

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Another good one!
9. 04.05.06 à 17:00 |FFXking10/10
FFXking
i dont know why every one likes such utter crap
8. 04.05.06 à 07:46 |mokee_joe0/10
mokee_joe
amazing
7. 03.05.06 à 22:53 |Cartman6910/10
Cartman69
poppycock
6. 03.05.06 à 21:31 |insertnamehere10/10
insertnamehere
superbo
5. 03.05.06 à 17:48 |RudeyRON12310/10
RudeyRON123
Crap
4. 02.05.06 à 21:50 |sixe1/10
sixe
How do you do it?
3. 02.05.06 à 15:27 |Entropic_Catalyst10/10
Entropic_Catalyst
Brill to the iant.
2. 02.05.06 à 11:01 |grouchobeer10/10
grouchobeer
another great one
1. 02.05.06 à 02:49 |I_Z_Z_Y10/10
I_Z_Z_Y
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