Uterus Quest Part 7: Elkhunter

par FuckMan
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I think I'll play with myself on my new SeXboX 360.
Meanwhile...
Mmm.. Lovely, warm and hard joystick too.
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Ooooohh Master Chief! Your gun is SO big!
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RINNG RINNGGG
Arg. WHO can that be, interrupting my masturbation session? Gawd, I hope this person sounds sexy enough so I can finish off..
RINNG RINNG
Hell to the low.
Yello? WHO is it?

It's me.
WHO? WHO is it?

It's me.
Oh, WHO?

No. Not WHO. When I'm on the phone, WHO is gone. WHO is gone forever.

Say.. You sound strangely familiar. Have I ever spoken t o you on the phone before?

Do you know WHO I am?
I don't want to know WHO you are, but I think I do... Hey! Youre the guy who wants me to bukkake all over you, correct?

Put it this way: According to you, I'm a sexual pervert... an animal, you said. You know WHO I am now?
Yup! Indeed I do! Good to the bye!

What a fuckin' weirdo. Now back to masturbating to Space Spartans!
-click-
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Arrgggg! It better not be the same guy again!
RINNGG RINGGG
I am touching myself as I speak to you right now.
LOOK STOP FUCKING CALLING ME WHEN I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING IMPORTANT, OKAY??!?!?

Temper temper! Are you by any chance trying to trace my whereabouts, you naughty boy?
YES! YES I WOULD VERY MUCH LOVE TO FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE SO I CAN MAKE YOU STOP CALLING ME, AND I'LL FEED YOU DRUGS AND RIP YOUR FACE OUT TO THE DOGS AND MAKE YOU EAT YOUR OWN NOSE!

AND suggest to me I indulge in self-aphysixiati ng auto-erotica while being fed to wild pigs raised with a taste for human flesh? Goody goody! My mother always told me to try new things.
Hmm.. You know, this guy is actually starting to get me hot. Maybe it's not so bad after all?

I can tell I have you excited! Good, good. Soon, I will be complete and then we can truly love together, unfettered by tabboos and restriction. The war will be lost, and the hidden masters will rule all, once Clarice is out of the picture..
Whu-? What did you just say? Clarice? You mean, Clara?

Uhhh, I mean ZMONG! LOL! I think I like you! LOL! .... Heh.
Don't change the subject! What about Clara? What have you done to her! Have you hurt her? TELL ME!

WAIT! WAIT! Please don't hang up please give me another chance! Forget Clara! She's a worthless slut! She's.. She's already dead! And it is I WHO truly love you F*ck'dma-
You're sick. Sick in the head. When I get my hands on WHOever you are, I promise you, you will pay. Ta ta and FUCK to the OFF!

C to the unt!
-click!-
Oh no! Poor Clara! I must go to her place to see if she's okay. TO THE FUCKMOBILE!

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Really good!
11. 08.05.06 à 19:18 |cars0/10
cars
Cool
10. 05.05.06 à 18:03 |crpman10/10
crpman
The gun vibrates, I bet.
9. 05.05.06 à 12:18 |Rednecks_2_Rox10/10
Rednecks_2_Rox
FUCKMOBILE haha
8. 04.05.06 à 22:42 |temadre10/10
temadre
Sure!
7. 04.05.06 à 20:53 |pulse8/10
pulse
wiked
6. 04.05.06 à 18:39 |supall10/10
supall
I Agree With I_Z_Z_Y,10
5. 04.05.06 à 17:31 |GarethAllan10/10
GarethAllan
Triumphant.
4. 04.05.06 à 17:00 |FFXking10/10
FFXking
!Sweet!
3. 03.05.06 à 23:46 |_theawesome_10/10
_theawesome_
Cot to the D.
2. 03.05.06 à 11:53 |grouchobeer10/10
grouchobeer
Fuckmobile hehe
1. 03.05.06 à 03:55 |I_Z_Z_Y10/10
I_Z_Z_Y
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