Uterus Quest Part 8: Young Elk

par FuckMan
7/10 110 pts / 15 votes - 8 commentaires
The time is nigh, is it not Mr. Whiskerbiscuit? Soon I will be reborn as the woman of F*ck'dman's dreams!

ONCE! I! CUT! CLARICE! OPEN! AND! STEAL! HER! WOMB! FOR! MY! OWN!

God, I get so excited thinking about that. It makes me want to cut myself!
ow to the me
SLASH! SLASH! SLASH!
And to think, it happened all that while ago. On a Tuesday. A Dude's Day! When I rang crying into F*ck'dman's arms after I was spurned the bliss of a menage a trois with the two greatest nemesis who would never love me!
SLASH SLASH SLASH!

SERVES YOU RIGHT GROUCHOPIC CATALYSTBEER! F*CK'DMAN LOVES ME! AND HE'LL LOVE ME MORE WHEN I BECOME CLARICE! MOO HOO HA HA HA!
SLASH! SLASH SLASH!
WHO.. I know you're going to cut me open, the way you cut yourself...

And you're dam right you b to the itch! Feckin sl to the ut! F*ck'dman will never love you! You're dead! I told him you're dead! Dead! DEAD! DEAD DEAD!

.. yes anyway, if you'll let me finish? I wanted to ask you WHO:-

Why are you so obsessed with those people you mentioned? Entropic and.. grouchobeer? I've never heard of them before 'til you screamed out their names in ecstasy?

drip drip
You don't understand. You'll never understand. No-one will EVER understand. Only I, WHO, and possibly Mr. Whiskerbiscuit here will ever know.
I want to lick that asshole.

27 years ago:-
Whew! What a tough day I've had, hitting the bars (hic!).

WHERE'S MY FRIED (hic) CHICKEN, BITCH?!?!?

You're back, you drunk alcoholic bastard. I've had to slave over a hot keyboard to get us that new job! No thanks to you, you lazy fucker.
Maybe if you SHAVED once in a while you stupid bitch (hic) I could possibly find you attractive enough to fuck again (hic). That one time was bad enough, I'll never be THAT drunk again, and now we're paying for it with that retard (hic)kid! What was that job you said again?

A job with a travelling freakshow circus. I'll be the bearded lady understudy, while you can be the human pickle.

Now take off that damn stupid hat of yours you stupid sumfabitch!
Yeah yeah yeah! So, where's that goddamn (hic) jaundiced kid of ours? I feel like hitting him with my belt! I want to abuse him with some leather (hic) glaadly!

Goo goo! WHO like to slice himself! Self-slicing is good! Ga ga!
SLASH! SLASH! SLASH!
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8. 07.05.06 à 02:07 |FFXking10/10
FFXking
W.T.F.W.T.P.O.S
7. 06.05.06 à 22:36 |richard0/10
richard
ok
6. 06.05.06 à 16:18 |tomduman0/10
tomduman
ummmmm.............. .................... .........eh 10/10
5. 06.05.06 à 04:21 |CRAZYBUM10/10
CRAZYBUM
:O
4. 05.05.06 à 01:42 |I_Z_Z_Y10/10
I_Z_Z_Y
Wow....
3. 05.05.06 à 01:04 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
Ummm...
2. 04.05.06 à 11:54 |Entropic_Catalyst10/10
Entropic_Catalyst
The truth comes out.
1. 04.05.06 à 00:25 |grouchobeer10/10
grouchobeer
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