Uterus Quest Part 11: Young Elk In Love

par FuckMan
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..and they're coming to take me away, Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away, ho ho he he ha ha
to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time, and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
and they're coming to take me away, ha ha
Arkham Asylum bathroom:-
Doctor Lector, WHO is that person in the asylum toilet singing that ridiculous song?
That, my young padawan, is Patient: WHO. We lock him up in there. It seems to relax him. A prime basket case, defying all conventional analysis. Rorsharch, word association, hypno, reiki, he sends them all back in origami. Plus he has the lot. Napoleon, Oedipus, Elektra, Paranoia, OCD, tentacle hentai otakuism, kiddie cosplay, and he talks to an imaginary 'friend' whom we think is actually an euphemism for masturbation, that crazy, crazy schizo.

I think that's 'multiple personality' disorder you're thinking of there doctor, not..
SHUT IT YOU! I'm the Doctor, you're just the blowjob intern. *sigh* It may be ridiculous, but I'm gonna miss every one of them deliciously tasty psychos, neuros, and schizos in the place.

Oh, I remember! That young man was the patient who told me his family was at the bottom of a conspiracy against him, apparently trying to persuade you to lock him up, with commitment papers drawn up. They also had power of attorney and the key to his safety box, and they brought him here!
They did all that in one afternoon. Patient: WHO's mother and father are certainly whirlwinds, isn't they?

Ohhh.. Quintessence. I wish I knew how to quit you..

Hi! ZMONG! I think I like you! LOL!
QUINTESSENCE! You're back! I've missed you so much! Where've you been?

Oh places. Oh the places you'll go. I crawled back through the toilet window so we can play naked games again!
Hooray! Naked games, I love naked games! And to think everyone else doesn't believe you exist, and that you're just a figment of my imagination and I'm making you up!

But I don't care! WHO cares what they think, when we have each other, right Q?

ZMONG! Now we can play naked games with each other in the toilet!
Let the fun and games begin! LOL!

You know WHO, this is a one-shot thing we got goin' on here.
It's nobody's business but ours.
2 minutes later:-
You know, I'm not queer.
I'm not queer either.

Do you think I'm going too fast with the scissors? Maybe I should put on the brakes on the wounding?
Fast or slow, I like the direction you're going.

You know, it can be like this... Just like this... Always.
But.. But that would mean the SECRET would be out, and everyone will know, and it wouldn't be a SECRET no more!

The naked fun and games we play, the SECRET games! I.. I.. couldn't do that Q, I couldn't do it right out in the open. It's better this way, once in a while, when you sneak into the asylum to visit me.

What do you know about SECRETS little boy? I've had plenty of 'em, with other little boys.. And girls.

Oops. Did I say that out loud? LOL!
WHATTTT? GIRLS? FEMALES? CHILD-BEARING WALKING UTERII?

Uhhh.. Zmong? Heh.
I'm gonna tell you this one time, Quin fecking Tessence, an' I ain't foolin'. What I don't know - all them things I don't know - could get you killed if I come to know them. I mean it!

Yeah? Well try this one, and I'll say it just once!
Go ahead!

Tell you what, we coulda had a good life together! Zmongin' real good life! Had us a place of our own. But you didn't want it, WHO! So what we got now is bareback humping! Everything's built on that! That's all we got, boy, zmongin' all. So I hope you know that, even if you don't never know the rest! You count the damn few times we have been together in nearly two years and you measure the short zmonging leash you keep me on - and then you ask me about girls and tell me you'll kill me for needing somethin' I don't hardly never get. You have no idea how bad it gets! I'm not you... I can't make it on a coupla bathroom visitations once or twice a month! You are too much for me WHO, you sonofcarniefolk bod striapachs! I wish I knew how to quit you!

*sniff*sniff* I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE ME TO LIKE MOTHER AND FATHER LEFT ME! HATE HATE HATE YOU *sniff*

LOL! Well then WHO, I'll come and visit you and all your little friends in the future when you need me again! Tut tut for now. You now WHO you are. X.
WHO needs you? Good to the bye!

NOTHING! Nothing Doctor.. Just lovin' and fightin' and fussin' and feudin' with my Quintessence. *sigh*
Patient: WHO? What's going on?
Jaysus. I think the kid's been arguing with his 'Quintessence' again, if you get what I mean? That boy has some major penile identification and projection issues, and it is my recommendation to the board that as WHO is a danger to not only himself, but society at whole, that he be locked up here in the Asylum indefinitely!
That's some seriously fucked-up shit. Lock up and throw away the key I always say.

.. and then something called 'Reaganomics' meant I was released sooner than I thought I would be. And after a couple of incidents of minor note, I became the man, and then Quasi-woman that I am now.

And here we are Clarice, here we are...
What a flashback!
The Present Day:-
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These comics are so funny!
7. 16.05.06 à 15:40 |FFXking10/10
FFXking
4. Don't forget the Mary Chase homage.
6. 10.05.06 à 20:49 |grouchobeer10/10
grouchobeer
Amazing comic.
5. 10.05.06 à 09:24 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
First Harris, now Proulx. Genius.
4. 08.05.06 à 19:48 |thecaptainofo10/10
thecaptainofo
RESPECT!
3. 08.05.06 à 19:33 |Entropic_Catalyst10/10
Entropic_Catalyst
Deserves the Nobel Prize for comics.
2. 08.05.06 à 13:14 |grouchobeer10/10
grouchobeer
Finnaly
1. 08.05.06 à 05:43 |I_Z_Z_Y10/10
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