Uterus Quest Part 12: Man, I Feel Like An Elk

par FuckMan
7/10 77 pts / 11 votes - 7 commentaires
We'll always have broke to the back.
Q, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Would I zmong you? I'd zmong you. I'd zmong you hard. LOL!
Zmong me, zmong me hard as if it were the last time.

I gladly abuse those funny throat-slitting children that I find!
Cherry coloured sp to the ermy goodness all over my kiddie man-boobs? Here's bukkakeing at you, kiddie-fiddler. W00t!

Mammaries..
18 years later:-
... like the corners of my mind...

Misty, water-coloured, mammaries... Of the way we were!

I thought you were done with the flashbacks WHO?

Har to the lot! How dare you interrupt me and my wallowing in nostalgia? Ha ha ha! Had a bad day in the office? Manipulative, cheating, stupid elk! I know of your schemes here and at work with your multiple computers in your charitable, points-giving organization manner to win points with F*ckdman! But it'll never work! Once I become you, body and soul, then F*ck'dman will only love me! ME I TELL YOU! ME! ME! ME ME ME ME ME! MEEEEEEEE!

You truly are a certified grade-A lunatic, aren't you WHO? You kidnap me, and then plan on cutting me open to rip my uterus so you can transplant it onto your ass in a retarded scheme to get Fuckman to have gay sex with you and impregnate you, in the hopes that having Fuckman's baby will make him fall in hetero love with you, the way he loves me? And then you lay on this shitty melodramatic tale about how you weren't loved enough when you were younger in order to gain the captive audience's sympathy?

You don't even deserve pity, you cunting elk fucker.


Oh my! Thank to the you for reminding me with that helpful bit of expositional dialogue! I had almost forgotten about my splendidly brilliant elaborate plan while I was ruminating about the mating habits of elks gone wild.
I want to hump his asshole.

Where was I? Ah. Firstly, a bit of self-mutilation to get me in the mood.. Ahhh, that's better! Blood! BLOOD! More BLOOD!
SLASH! SLASH!
And NOW Clarice... Fff fff fff ff fff... It is your turn! Sweet dreams, lady!
I do miss massa's delicious bone. Tasted bloody nice!
SLASH! SLASH! SLASH!
No... No! NO!

NOOOOOOO!!!

*pant*pant* That took a while.. I'm just gonna leave the Fuckmobile right here.
UNG UNG UNG UNG
I hope that mystery caller was just yanking my cock over the phone about Clara being dead and all. I better run up the apartment to check!
UNG UNG UNG UNG
Curses! I can hear F*ck'dtropicofog arbeer33's mode of transportation in the distance! That must mean.. That means he's here!
ung ung ung ung
Drat! And just when I was interrupted in mid-jerk in the final phase of my self-improvement project! unfortunately I'll have to abandon ship, but how to deal with F*ck'dman? Oh what do i do what do I doo doo...

I KNOW!


CLARA!
CLARA! CLARA? WHERE ARE YOU? I'M HERE CLARA!

.. and what's all this blood doing all over the floor? Oh no! Am I too late?

Good evening F*ck'dman.

If I had a mouth, I'd zmong your holographic unit right now.

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getting way old
7. 24.05.06 à 21:33 |insertnamehere5/10
insertnamehere
Absolutley rubbish
6. 20.05.06 à 11:32 |Linkeron11/10
Linkeron1
id probably "zmong your holohraphic unit" too after making this comic man...lol i like it...lol the guy who said its 2 long obviously "no read so good" lol
5. 20.05.06 à 04:05 |thegreek10/10
thegreek
3. what cant you read.

great comic
4. 12.05.06 à 02:33 |I_Z_Z_Y10/10
I_Z_Z_Y
22222222222222222222 222222222222 long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
3. 11.05.06 à 17:25 |Ruairidh241/10
Ruairidh24
Awesome!
2. 11.05.06 à 04:10 |FFXking10/10
FFXking
This series gives me a big holographic unit.
1. 11.05.06 à 03:03 |grouchobeer10/10
grouchobeer
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