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Truth or Dare

par Allegria
9/10 103 pts / 11 votes - 9 commentaires
Hey, Jemima, let's play Truth or Dare!
Ok. I'll go first. I take truth.

Ok. Wait, where's my mom?
Maybe she can play with us when she gets home.
Your mom? Oh, thats a tough one. Well, I guess I have to tell the truth. Your mom had a trerrible accident 16 years ago.

What? But I'm nine! That was before I was born! And my mom comes home every night at six!
Oh, that lady? Yeah, she's not your mom. She just pretends to be your mom until you go to bed.

Not my mom?!?
Yeah, the accident was a little sudden... that's the reason we go to the zoo every year... even though I hate the polar bears.

Why the zoo? Does she work there?
No... well.. almost. She lives in the giraffe pen year round. The accident was... pretty unusual. Cassandra, your mom is a giraffe.

A GIRAFFE?!?
And my name isn't Cassandra.
Oh, yes it is. We only called you Sam because your Dad thought it was a good name for a gerbil... and he's allergic to those.

Dad is allergic to gerbils?
No. Well, not really. You kind of have two dads. They switch off every year, so one can have a break. I'm surprised you never noticed.

TWO Dads?
Yeah. But that's only because when it was time for your biological dad to take his turn, he never showed. Sorry for your loss.

Are you kidding me?!?
No, isn't this a great story? My writing class is really amazing. I feel so inspired.

What? Writing class?
Yeah. I had to run my story by someone to get constructive criticism. Didn't you like it?

I"M NEVER GOING TO THE ZOO AGAIN!!!
... What's wrong with you?

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9. 17.06.08 à 20:48 |Death_Note10/10
Death_Note
Haha, pretty funny!
8. 24.08.07 à 07:28 |NTDG7/10
NTDG
superb
7. 24.09.06 à 21:27 |I_Z_Z_Y8/10
I_Z_Z_Y
5. Yeah, I was just cleaning my room and talking to myself when I thought of it.
6. 24.09.06 à 21:22 |Allegria10/10
Allegria
funny! not your best though
.s.OME.p.EOPLE.o.WE.o.THERS.n.OTHING
funny stuff. funny stuf
4. 24.09.06 à 19:47 |hardmanbob1310/10
hardmanbob13
Dude thats awesome...Best part is that her name is Jemima
3. 24.09.06 à 18:49 |jingo10/10
jingo
Dare.
2. 24.09.06 à 18:29 |insertnamehere10/10
insertnamehere
Lol.
1. 24.09.06 à 17:48 |heartagram_66610/10
heartagram_666
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