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Steve's Last Few Days.

par pulse
9/10 117 pts / 13 votes - 10 commentaires
...And then the god damned guatemalans had to steal my sandwich! So looking back, I probably should have kept Naked Levar Burton off my island.

Well, how was your weekend Steve?

I arose on the dreary morning of saturday with high hopes of extravagent uprisings. My preluding ideas were harshly mistaken, as I sat up and promptly struck my cranium on the night stand. Abashed by my actions, I scurried into my bethroom, snatching up a wash cloth and allowing water to cascade upon its absorbant boundaries. After the peak absorbancy of the cloth was met, I began dabbing the stricken area of my head, soothing the crimson abbrasion that had been bestowed upon me. After curing my unlucky injury, I found my way down my matured oak staircase into my kitchen and began preparing my morning feast. I Prepared a rather unfilling meal of poached eggs and bacon. Upon devouring my morsels, I paroused the New York Times, Which I have delivered to my house in Massachusetts. Upon further investigation of my paper, I noticed a rather amusing article consisting of information reguarding one museum in Boston that featured glamorous works of art from far reaches of the planet. Catching my immediate interest, I completed my breakfast, opened my garage, entered my rather expensive Aston Marton, and followed the quite detailed directions to this museum. I payed my entry toll and Commenced viewing the works of art inside this vast mausoleum of delectable artworks.

Once my adventure through the museum was complete, I traveled back to my house, stopping along the way for Gasoline, at quite shocking prices mind you. Once I entered my house, my dog Socrates was whining in such a peculiar manner. Upon closer inspection, I found that my terrier was in fact hungry, but alas, his food was gone, as was my currency. I quickly investigated my Refidgerator, stumbled upon more bacon, and threw it to Socrates. Amazingly, Socrates did not eat much of it. Soon after, my Telephone megan ringing, and-

I think I'm going to kill myself if I hear one more word of your story.
Well, if you request it of me, I could end it there.

For the sake of fuck, PLEASE!
I need to move out of this illiterate, Lethargic, practially neanderthal town.

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how long did that take
10. 29.10.06 à 23:29 |topgun100/10
topgun10
Why do you have to use so many... words?
9. 28.10.06 à 18:27 |Entropic_Catalyst10/10
Entropic_Catalyst
Thats sweet.
8. 27.10.06 à 14:02 |BAMrck10/10
BAMrck
I love you.
7. 27.10.06 à 00:00 |heartagram_66610/10
heartagram_666
Great!
6. 24.10.06 à 20:11 |pkmpc910/10
pkmpc9
I'm illiterate. Wait, what's illiterate mean?
5. 24.10.06 à 05:31 |credens10/10
credens
What's that word mean right there. "The"? What the fuck kind of word is that?
4. 24.10.06 à 05:08 |insertnamehere10/10
insertnamehere
That's the best story ever.
3. 24.10.06 à 03:56 |Allegria10/10
Allegria
The dog's name is Socrates. AWESOME.
2. 24.10.06 à 03:56 |MadHatterJ10/10
MadHatterJ
Rofl, I tried so hard to put sophisticated words into there.



Dont vote if your going to bitch about your miniscule vocabulary.
1. 24.10.06 à 03:48 |pulse10/10
pulse
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