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Happy Christmahanukahkwanzikas!

par Allegria
10/10 90 pts / 9 votes - 7 commentaires
Hohoho! Merry Christmas!
Ahh! Creepy guy in the house!

*Psst* Whadja bring me for Christmas?

Don't worry, kid. I'm just your dad in a Santa suit! Hohoho!
... Dad... please go change out of the suit before Santa actually comes.

Not before I tell you the story of the first Christmas!
Santa, please please forgive him. He knows not what he doeth.

And I hope you got the revised edition of my list...

It was 1605 and guy fawkes wanted a revolution
That's bonfire night, and guy fawkes didn't start it.
UnknownIndividual was here
Sorry.....
How about I tell you the story of christmas so you can avoid telling the wrong story next year.
Like last year you were telling me the story of easter on halloween.
UnknownIndividual again!
Oh the weather outside is frightful.
But the fires are so delightful.

When you've got no place to go.
Kill the president.

Copy, sir. We have their location pinned and are preparing for entry.
LET'S DO THIS MOTHERFUCKER!
lol @ HatterJ
I'm sorry honey dew, but what does that have to do with Christmas?
Just shut up and pay attention.

A few minutes of off-panel expository dialog later...

Wow, it all makes sense now! I had no idea that the whole War on Terror was merely a front for America's true aim: The War on Christmas!
If we don't stop the president in time, we'll be doomed to live in a world where it's always nuclear winter but never Christmas.

FREEZE, MOTHERFUCKERS!
This is the secret service. We got a tip about some subversive activity going down here.

It's a fair cop.
Mr. Clause! You're free to go, sir. No one would ever question what an outstanding citizen St. Nicholas is.

This fourteen year old girl is the terrorist threat we've been searching for.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

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7. 17.06.08 à 20:52 |Death_Note10/10
Death_Note
Worda are unnescessery
6. 20.06.07 à 16:54 |doctorgoo10/10
doctorgoo
!!!!
5. 30.11.06 à 18:43 |mwmt10/10
mwmt
I worked on this so I vote 10
4. 30.11.06 à 13:20 |UnknownIndividual10/10
UnknownIndividual
I'd like the playstation coalable, with extra coal.
3. 30.11.06 à 03:19 |MadHatterJ10/10
MadHatterJ
Coal Shortage:

You were bad so here's the scoop,

Instead of coal, it's snowman poop!
2. 30.11.06 à 02:49 |Allegria10/10
Allegria
i want coal!
1. 30.11.06 à 02:39 |CrazyCracker10/10
CrazyCracker
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