Willacoochie USA: Jesus' Birthday

par boinky33
10/10 258 pts / 27 votes - 26 commentaires
Naked Levar Burton, would you like to come outside with me and sing Christmas carols?
Not now, Leroy! Can't you see I'm watching Caddyshack 2 on TV?

Fine, be a total Scrooge! I'll go by myself!
I HOPE YOU GET RAPED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS!

Hey, man. Do you like that shaving kit I got you for Christmas?
Yeah, thanks again. My pubes were getting out of control!

Speaking of which, here is your gift from me.

Thanks, you shouldn't have....

The season 2 DVD of Hogan's Heroes?
Well, do you love it?

This is the fourth time you got me this DVD!
Well, that's because you havn't even opened your other three yet....

Fine, whatever.

Could you at least do me a small favor?
That depends. How small is it?

Well, I need you to put on some clothes-
WHHHAAAATTT?????

Whoa, calm down! It's just for tonight when my mother comes over to visit!
I have never worn one piece of clothing in my entire life, and I'm certainly not starting now!

You've worn clothes when you were on tv though.
Nope. All special effects.

Well, could you just do it this one time? For me?
NO WAY, MAN! NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!

I'll give you 10 bucks.
Deal!

Well, you better get dressed now. My mother should be here any minute.
Yeah, yeah....

Oh, here she comes now.

Hello, son.
Hi, mom. It's good to see you again.

Okay, I'm dressed. How long must I be like this?

Naked Levar Burton?
That's the artist formally known as Naked Levar Burton thanks to you!

Why are you dressed up as a panda?
It was the only thing I could find in the closet that fits me.

And good evening to you, Mrs. X.

Charmed.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like Dracula?

Actually, no.
Really? Because you look just like Dracula.

You are the first person to ever mention that to me.
Yeah, I'm sure everyone else says it behind your back.

Why, I never!

Panda Levar Burton, leave my mommy alone! She does not look like Dracula!
She so does!
Who is your father? The wolf man?

Son, why is there a wise cracking panda bear in your house?
It's my roommate, mom. His name is Levar Burton.

You mean that guy from Wings?
It's Roots, mom.

"AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
What was that noise?
Let me check outside....

Oh my god! Leroy Jenkins is being raped by a pack of wild dogs!

Oh, dear....
That's it! I have to take this suit off! It makes me feel naked!

Oh, sweet Jesus! I believe I am going to have a stroke!
Wait! Don't be alarmed! Look what I can do....

Wheeeeee!

Later....

Thanks a lot, you asshole! Because of your stunt, my mother had a stroke and died!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
The End
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how do udo the moving thing
26. 24.04.07 à 20:23 |bloodskull10/10
bloodskull
beautiful
25. 12.04.07 à 05:08 |Headexploady10/10
Headexploady
yes yes is it a very very good
24. 30.01.07 à 20:56 |Joer9/10
Joer
Crap
23. 29.01.07 à 19:44 |Sw0rd110/10
Sw0rd11
very funny
22. 25.01.07 à 22:00 |LiamBRAPP10/10
LiamBRAPP
EY look my
21. 14.01.07 à 19:24 |kristian10/10
kristian
very good
20. 01.01.07 à 19:51 |petit_bonhomme10/10
petit_bonhomme
me likey, me really do
19. 16.12.06 à 06:54 |moo2u210/10
moo2u2
Genius right there.
18. 15.12.06 à 01:30 |Flamez10/10
Flamez
three words. Best...Comic...Ever!
17. 13.12.06 à 04:07 |vaderdk42110/10
vaderdk421
Could very well be the next Wilacoochie USA: Batman.
16. 13.12.06 à 03:41 |FFXking10/10
FFXking
Great comic! How did you make the character? I know you click on my characters but where is it?
15. 12.12.06 à 23:26 |Regdog9510/10
Regdog95
Made me want to see everyone I know get raped by a pack of wild dogs.
14. 12.12.06 à 19:29 |insertnamehere10/10
insertnamehere
Merry XXXmas naked leroy burton, he of the hypnotic penis!
13. 12.12.06 à 19:05 |thecaptainofo10/10
thecaptainofo
Merry Christmas
12. 12.12.06 à 17:06 |CheGuevara10/10
CheGuevara
It really made me smile. =]
11. 12.12.06 à 14:37 |tenkabuto10/10
tenkabuto
I laughed so hard I got in trouble at school.
10. 12.12.06 à 14:02 |heartagram_66610/10
heartagram_666
Yes,i'm shore he had a very good christmas
9. 12.12.06 à 09:46 |oncuzza10/10
oncuzza
Simply having a wonderful christmas time.
8. 12.12.06 à 09:35 |Jonno199410/10
Jonno1994
God Bless Us, Everyone.
7. 12.12.06 à 01:25 |pulse10/10
pulse
69. Heh heh.
6. 12.12.06 à 01:08 |grouchobeer10/10
grouchobeer
Very well done boinky
5. 12.12.06 à 00:34 |familyguy10/10
familyguy
"yeah, I'm sure everyone else says it behind your back"





talent. pure. talent.
4. 11.12.06 à 23:18 |ApocalypsePrincess10/10
ApocalypsePrincess
The ending seemed kind of dull, but overall it was a nice comic!
3. 11.12.06 à 22:30 |CrazyCracker9/10
CrazyCracker
And that's the true meaning of Christmas, Charlie Brown.
2. 11.12.06 à 22:29 |Entropic_Catalyst10/10
Entropic_Catalyst
I HOPE YOU GET RAPED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS!



Now thats the true Christmas spirit. Good Christmas celebration comic well done as usual. Comic of the day is sailing your way.

The third last panel was my favourite though, hilarious.
1. 11.12.06 à 21:48 |doctor_who10/10
doctor_who