An Abercrombie Horror

par Allegria
9/10 139 pts / 15 votes - 9 commentaires
Great job on the shoot everyone! You did a great job.

Oh, by the way, Karen, I think you need to lose a few pounds. Here at Abercrombie, we want our female models a maximum of 100 pounds... and you... are pushing it...
I know! I'm, like, SO sorry! I accidently, like, ate lunch yesterday, and got so, like, sidetracked by my face in, like, the mirror that I, like, never threw it up!

Aww, honey, it's ok. Just don't eat for a few days and it should be totally fine. We're here for you.
You know what, Don? You're, like, the best... like.... person, ever.
I'll see you, like, tommorrow.

Wow, the shoot is, like, so totally creepy at night!
Hey... why do I, like, look so totally FAT in this shot? I was totally, like, sucking in my tummy!
Later that night...
Wha? What's that noise...?

Like, OMIGOD!!!!
*Low growl*
Hello everyone! *claps hands* Positions! Positions!

Hey, Jack, where's Karen?
I totally haven't seen that biyatch ALL DAY. She was SUPPOSED to go out with a group of us last night so we could meet some gorgy cute guys, you know? But she never showed.
The next morning...
Well, she's been having a little trouble with her weight lately, and it's been tough.
I guess she's out of the shoot.
Aww, that's tough. I did notice she'd gained a few ounces, but I didn't want to say anything.

*mumble*She's probably stuffing her face right now.

Hey, Chris, do these jeans make me look fat? I'm so worried about this backround. My butt never looks it's best in natural scenes...
No way. In fact, I totally think you should go down a size. You're a -3 now, just let me skip over and get a -4 from wardrobe.

Hmm.... let's see... here it is! Size -4. Ooh, I absolutely love this stitching.
What's that noise??
Huh?

EEEEEEK!!!!
*Rumble*
Omigod. Did you guys totally hear THAT?
It sounds like someone just stepped off the scale after a full meal. *shudder*

Keep it together girls, let's not assume the worst.
I'll go see what's wrong.
Be careful. Food turns people into totally scary things.

Hello? Hello?

*GASP* Oh my...

God, I hope Don's okay.
*Walks in* Guys, everything's fine. That... man.... just sent me to tell you that the female models should walk into that room over there with me, and he'll come back to you guys here.

Are we getting our clothes now...?

AIEEE!!!!!
I promise, I haven't eaten in a week...!

AHHHHHH!!!

Ehmigod, did you hear that? It sounded WORSE than a full meal!
Don't worry, everything is okay. They just LOVED the clothes SO MUCH.
Hehehe...

.. Don isn't, like, back yet?

Wait a minute. You're an imposter! Abercrombie models aren't black!
Hehehe...

Jack, I'm scared! Hold me!
No. I'm going to go see if I can find the girls.
*SHRIIIEEEK!!!*
Figures that I get stuck with the only straight guy on the shoot. So not faboo...

Oh! That's Jack's voice!
*AHHHHH!!!!*
Jack? Is that you??
No... only me.
Say... do you want some FRENCH FRIES and FRIED BEEF??

Oh no. No. ... NOOOO!!!!
Ahaha! Ahaha!! MUAHAHAHA!!

In other news, an entire cast of Abercrombie models was "brutally" forced to eat foods containing high fat and protein by a group of vengeful ex-models who had been fired for not being "thin enough"

Their bodies have not been found, but photos left lying around the set showed them posing drugged up, emaciated, and half clothed.
Later it was discovered that they were TRYING to look that way.

No one cared except for a handful of prepubescent girls.

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9. 17.06.08 à 20:55 |Death_Note10/10
Death_Note
I care.
8. 29.04.07 à 17:33 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
Omigod, this is, like, the most totally awesomest comic ever!
7. 04.01.07 à 13:28 |Entropic_Catalyst10/10
Entropic_Catalyst
The one where I live has a big chest in the frot of the store.
6. 03.01.07 à 04:49 |MadHatterJ10/10
MadHatterJ
Hilarious.
5. 01.01.07 à 23:59 |doctor_who10/10
doctor_who
HEYYY i HELPED MAKE THISSS IMA GENIOUS TOOOOO!! it was kindaish my ideeeeeeaa
4. 01.01.07 à 23:24 |RokWitNoPantsOn10/10
RokWitNoPantsOn
Fucking classic
3. 01.01.07 à 23:11 |familyguy10/10
familyguy
Brilliant,Just brilliant.
2. 01.01.07 à 22:01 |CheGuevara10/10
CheGuevara
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1. 01.01.07 à 20:23 |grouchobeer10/10
grouchobeer