Don't Count Your Chickens

par Allegria
8/10 100 pts / 12 votes - 10 commentaires
Alright, listen up kids.

This month's biology project will test your parenting skills. I will divide you up into pairs, and you will raise an egg until it hatches. You will be tested on your ability to handle the egg, get along with your partner, and raise the chick.
Any questions?

It's against my religious beliefs to raise a child without being married.


Omg! Yay! I've been, like, waiting to do this, like, ALL YEAR and I just know I'll be, like, a GREAT mom!
Okay...

Look! I even brought in little booties for it!

Oh great. YOU'RE my egg-raising partner.
What, you got a problem with me?

Never mind.
I thought so.
Anyways, which way are we cooking these? Scrambled? Boiled?

I say we give them steroids to grow faster, then multiply them and sell off the offspring and their eggs at a profit.
You realize this is testing our PARENTING skills, right?

Hey! I'm like Mary, a virgin mother!
I'm not too sure about the VIRGIN part...

My partner isn't even here! Why do I have to be a single mom?

I'm here. What'd I miss?
Oh, now you want me to take you back?
I don't THINK so.
The next day...
Well kids, it looks like you all did a great job. Let's share our results with the class.
End of the month...
Anyone?

Well if we have to share... scrambled eggs anyone?

Teacher! My egg was hard boiled! You must have been tricking us to see who was honest enough not to have a chicklet, huh?
Umm... no.

My partner and I have filed for divorce. We want joint custody of our chick.

Honey, I think I hear the little one crying. She may be hungry.
I still think it's a boy...

The kid looks nothing like me! I want a paternity test.

This was a total disaster...


What?

The chickens seem to be mating.

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10. 17.06.08 à 20:58 |Death_Note10/10
Death_Note
I love homemade chicken soup.
9. 10.01.08 à 11:39 |xxxenon0/10
xxxenon
scrambled eggs anyone???
8. 14.02.07 à 12:47 |darya10/10
darya
I love your comics.
7. 22.01.07 à 00:48 |Menwholooklikekennyrogers10/10
Menwholooklikekennyrogers
Billvicious9 is one of the unfortunate side-effects of chicken in-breeding.
6. 22.01.07 à 00:35 |Entropic_Catalyst10/10
Entropic_Catalyst
I fear for those little chickens
5. 22.01.07 à 00:14 |Minny10/10
Minny
I fear for those little chickens
4. 22.01.07 à 00:10 |Minny10/10
Minny
"Oh, now you want me to take you back?

I don't THINK so."
3. 21.01.07 à 12:12 |MadHatterJ10/10
MadHatterJ
Thanks Now I'm Hungry!
2. 20.01.07 à 23:01 |Billvicious90/10
Billvicious9
Two sunny-side up
1. 20.01.07 à 22:48 |grouchobeer10/10
grouchobeer
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