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The Ignorance Chronicles.

par pulse

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	The following story is not fictional. It is based on a true event, and relations between characters and real people are not mere coincidence, but a slight upon the person. Some of the information and events are graphic, and reader discrestion is highly advised. These are, The Ignorance Chronicles


	The following is a Reenactment of a day in January. Chris decides he will join the wrestling team.


	Hey, Teach, can I get a permission slip for the Wrestling Team?


	HAHAHAHAHAHA! You're trying out for Wrestling, you fucking weakling?? You're not lasting a Fucking Day.


	You're Gay.


	AM NOT


	Are too.


	WAAAAAA!


	That was Suprisingly Simple.


	Chris, you're trying out for wrestling?


	Yes. Is this diffucult to comprehend?


	Huh? Whatever Chris. Why are you doing wrestling? You're just smart.


	So a smart guy can't do a Suplex, because he's restricted to one trait? What kind of ignorant shit is that?! So that jock can't learn quantum mechanics, because all he is allowed to do is dead lifts? Are you fucking serious?


	Ignorant...?


	Fuck it Chris. Fuck it. No, FUCK YOU, CHRIS! When the fuck will anything I shove into your skull stay there, instead of scampering away in fear of knowledge. Simple, Eighth grade words like Abhorrant, Exonorate, and even Sixth grade words like Ignorant and PErplexed. None of these are staying, because why? Is your brain SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY that WEAK that you Fail to clutch onto bits of information I desperately try to enlighten you with? I try so hard to make you better people, because I'm scared you're going to be pumping my gas one day and decide to light up a cigarette and take out the pump simultaneously. Or one day I will be your roommate and you will shit in my Pillow Case because it's closer than the bathroom. That sort of IGNORANT behavior is what I try to dispose of by my intelligence, And to get you to be better people.


	...I-


	Oh, Let me guess. I can read minds, watch. "What?!"


	...What?


	I'm leaving this fucking school.


	Okay, bye Chris! See you tomorrow!


	....Fuck You...


	I need something strong and alcoholic.


	Hey Chris. What happened at school today? Someone said you Killed a guy.


	One: Useless Rumors. Two: I was trying to explain to Jodie why I'm able to join the Wrestling team an-


	Dude, Wrestling? Are you sure you can handle it?


	Okay, I'm gonna go kill myself.


	Kid, aren't you like, Fourteen?


	Don't ever ever refer to me as "Kid" again or I'll rape you. Okay? Now I need something alcoholic.


	You're Underage.


	You're Underpar. When you can explain the Theory Of Relativity on full detail, thats when you can tell me what to fucking do. Two words: Jim Beam.


	Hey, I recognize you. Aren't you Jodie's friend?


	Fuck Jodie. Jim Beam.


	Yeah! I Remember you! She called me about how you were the scrawny kid who is gonna wrestle!


	Uncontrollable Sobs


	We've seen enough here. The preceeding was a slightly dramatized reenactment of Chris' Wrestling day. A Lesson Could Be Learned Here. You Must Learn It Yourself. These Were, The Ignorance Chronicles.

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	Believe me, I've learned that lesson way to many times. Well, except that I don't want to wrestle because I don't want to lose an eye. Or a leg. Or a head. Am I waffling again? Sorry...
	11. 18.04.07 à 18:31 \|deigion


	6. Say it and it shall be done.
	10. 25.01.07 à 19:59 \|insertnamehere


	The black bastard.
	9. 25.01.07 à 06:58 \|MadHatterJ


	Don't ever ever refer to me as "Kid" again or I'll rape you Quote of the week.
	8. 24.01.07 à 23:40 \|heartagram_666


	6. Fuck insertnamehere. Jim Beam.
	7. 24.01.07 à 23:32 \|Entropic_Catalyst


	I hope Insertnamehere reads this.
	6. 24.01.07 à 23:14 \|pulse


	Hahahahahahahahaha.
	5. 24.01.07 à 17:39 \|CheGuevara


	Well did you ever get a drink?
	4. 24.01.07 à 05:15 \|Allegria


	Attaboy.
	3. 24.01.07 à 01:26 \|grouchobeer


	Uncontrollable Sobs
	2. 24.01.07 à 01:13 \|The_Achiever


	I'm better than most on the team.
	1. 24.01.07 à 01:07 \|pulse

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