The Marxix

par Menwholooklikekennyrogers
9/10 61 pts / 7 votes - 7 commentaires
Has it come to your ears?
What?

The layers of time and space are like the carefree baby poodle.
Trouble with your doggy?

No. The sky dove into the sea and the clouds are moving backwards.
Yeah, fall's always a strange season.

You don't understand. The fish has beached and is now dancing the cha-cha with the ghost of Johnny Mnemonic.
Listen Tse, we already told you that we don't understand a damn word when you're sleepwalking. So either you wake up, or you stop your freaking Middle Empire enigmas.

The Mattress has gone mad.
Okay, well you can have my bed tomorrow night.

There's no problem with my bed. Actually, I'm deep asleep. All I say is that there are grave interferences between our world and the "real" bourgeois dominated world.
Aaaaaah, you're talking about the Matrix! Fucking Chinese accent. I know it's fucked up, Trotsky's been trying to fix it up for hours.

I'm afraid it's too late, we've been contaminated by the hegemony of Capital.
What do you mean?

Karl has text messaged me. He was at a meeting with Comrades when he started singing a Kenny Rogers' tune.
Kenny Rogers? How the hell?

He doesn't know. Neither do I. I hope it's not the Capitalist raid we've been fearing.
Impossible. Kenny Rogers can be nothing of a weapon. Look at his face. And his shirts...

You're right, but maybe we should send our best men to investigate that.
Maybe. But first, we must tell the Section about it, then the Section secretary will decide if we must tell the Party Emissary who will refer the Sub-Secretary who will or will not tell the Secretary, then the Secretary will or will not contact the Politburo, and if they meet, they will or will not tell the Kominform to send our best men to investigate that.


Er... well... couldn't we just...

Do something?
We could. If we were Capitalists.

Well yes, but... I mean... it might be pretty urgent... and it will take the Party at least... I don't know... two months, to make a decision...
Do you disagree with the Party? Are you a Capitalist?

Ooooookaaaay... Do you have the phone number of the Section Secretary?


C'mon Kenny, what was that? What happened to you?
I dunno Bill, I dunno...

You can't just do that!
I told you I didn't mean it!

Who do you think you are? Michael Moore?
You know I'm NRA for life.

That's what I thought, but after tonight's disgusting speech I'm starting to have doubts.
But I tell you I don't know what happened, I was just about to begin with "You decorated my life" when... I don't know... words forced their way out of my mouth... I'm so sorry...

Don't be mistaken, I still believe in you, but what about the Public? They were used to you telling them about love, friendship, true values, and now what they gonna think? That you are a... a...
Just don't say it!

What, you're afraid of the word? Then maybe you are one.
You know it isn't true!

I no longer know anything. I'm lost, Kenny. Lost. I wonder if this beautiful world you sing about wouldn't be the chanting of a "new morning". I wonder if you're not a...
You can't say it!

...a Communist.
NOOOOOOOO!

Yes Kenny, a liberal cunt. And even if you can convince me you are not, it won't be easy for the Public to trust you again. Understand them: for years you've been telling them about the world they wanted to live in, and now you speak of the world they don't want to know they live in.
This means... no more shows in stadiums? No more TV? No more success?

You'll have to be sideshow for Rage Against The Machine or other Reds.
Better dead than Red!

Well, then you...
I know what happened, it's Sean Penn, I know he's always hated our world, he was against the War, he must have drugged me, we must find him, kill him..

Whoa whoa whoa, wait a minute...
And after that I'll cut him into parts and send them to all members of the Republican Party, and they'll kill all of his parts again, and then I'll stick them all together and kill his dead body again and again and again!

Yeah, yeah, and why not send him to a Gulag?
Gulag! Great idea! Like They used to do!


I didn't say that...


Yes?
Ding dong
I have a mattress to deliver. You're pretty hard to find here. You hiding or what?
...

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you stink!!!!
7. 25.02.07 à 20:06 |daniel1002731/10
daniel100273
I can chop wood from dusk till dawn

I can swing a hammer till the daylight's gone

I can build a barn, I can make a home with these two hands

But if I didn't read this, I'd be half a (wo)man.
6. 04.02.07 à 11:15 |lulla10/10
lulla
Epic win.
5. 04.02.07 à 07:02 |MadHatterJ10/10
MadHatterJ
okay....
4. 04.02.07 à 05:25 |TurtleWoman10/10
TurtleWoman
?????
3. 04.02.07 à 00:59 |SephyVII10/10
SephyVII
Red bar people suck!
2. 03.02.07 à 22:01 |Entropic_Catalyst10/10
Entropic_Catalyst
International thanks to Entropic_Catalyst.
1. 03.02.07 à 21:54 |Menwholooklikekennyrogers
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