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The Marxix

par Menwholooklikekennyrogers
8/10 40 pts / 5 votes - 3 commentaires
Hey Tse, what's up? What are you doing with this mattress?
It's a stupid mistake. Vlad is mocking my accent again. I hate his humour. It's so discriminant. You know what he needs? A cultural revolution!
Introducing Leon Trotsky
What happened exactly? And you know these words are dangerous. Dissension is forbidden inside the Party. We have to be friends or die, like this Frenchman once said.
It's not a matter of friendship, it's a matter of racism. Laughing at my accent reinforces national differences instead of promoting international fraternity.

Yes, yes. And so, what did he say?
I was telling him about the interference in the Matrix...

What interference? This mattress looks perfectly fine.
...
Do you know the word "laogai"?

Is it some sort of fried noodles or something?
You're all the same - stupid drunk Caucasians.

Calling me a drunk Caucasian is a cliché that the Party would disapprove.
But you're the one who started!

Only the Party can decide who started.
All right, I don't want to play that game with you. Let's forget about it. So, Lev, tell me about the Matrix, could you fix it?

You know I don't wanna be called Lev. I changed my name. It's Leon now.
Why? Lev is nice.

Too Jewish.
Isn't that a bit racist?

It's not the same for Jews.
Why? They were victims of the Nazis too. Just like us. And all that was stolen from them is kept in Switzerland. There's nothing more capitalist than Switzerland. So, you should like Jews.

But still we don't.
But why? They are oppressed by the hegemony of Capital!

They created the Capital, they got what they deserve!
Where did you learn that?

It's in the Bible.
The Bible? The official opium dealer for the masses? You trust this book?

No, but... well...
So you have no reason for hating Jews!

It's not the same for Jews, they are responsible for all the wars in the world!
Why didn't you say it earlier?

Because this sentence is anachronistic.
Don't we want the end of History? Then the very notion of chronicity cannot exist.

You're right.
I know. So, what about the Matrix?

Well, there seem to be interference.
Hmm hmm.

Yes. Interference. In the Matrix.
Hmm.

And that's probably why Karl started singing Kenny Rogers.
Interesting. Where did you graduate?

Where did I... University is a symbol of the reproduction of bourgeois domination. Only popular education can be good for the Workers.
Yes, but you must have a MBA or something...

I... I don't understand... What do you mean? A MBA in what?
In obviousness! You're so obvious you must have trained! You can't just come with such obviousness without preparation!

Are you saying I am obvious?
Yes I am! And I can do it again! Obvious! Obvious! Obvious! Lenin told me you were trying to fix the interference in the Matrix, so when I saw you come I thought "Oh, well, Trotsky will have something new to tell me about that interference"!

Yes. Interference. In the Matrix.
I KNOW there is interference! What I wanna know is: What can we do? Is there a danger? Are we screwed? Can you tell me, Comrade Obvious?

Well... er.. I don't know... Wait! I have an idea!
Ho ho! Everybody clean out your ear wax, Comrade Trotsky's gonna save the day!

We should send our best men to investigate that!

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3. 05.02.07 à 23:09 |Menwholooklikekennyrogers0/10
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Your English is better than most native Anglophones on Gnomz.
2. 05.02.07 à 22:56 |grouchobeer10/10
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Sweet
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