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Star Wars: The Epic Musical

par Allegria
7/10 187 pts / 25 votes - 25 commentaires
Once upon a time... In a galaxy far, far away...
Living here on this silly planet with my aunt and uncle blows!
There lived a beautiful princess...
I bet, that somewhere, there's glory and adventure, just waiting for me.

Somewhere, over the rainbow...

*Song Sequence*
If you keep on believing...
Hey, faggot, stop singing, and take a look at this.

HUH?
Stop staring at my dick.

Oh, uh, sorry.
Watch this hologram.

This lightstick *hic* represents my *hic* dick size. *hic*
What about color?

Oh. My. God.
Whoops. Wrong tape.

I've got to hide!
But my humungous hair prohibits movement!
Shut up, bitch!

Oohhh. Hot princess...
I'm definitely not telling him they're related. This is gonna be funny.

I'll go save her!
I wonder what would happen if they got pregnant...

Hello? Hello? Yoda?
It is who? Oh.

Hi, I've come for your help...
It's the strippers never who comes to me...

Listen, I need a spaceship.
Well... I know an escort service that can take you around...

I've come to save you!
Hot prince!

Anybody have a spaceship in here?
I do, but it'll cost you.

Great. How much?
Hello baby. I'm Han Solo.

Cute hair...

Like handles...

If you know what I mean... *winkwink*

Hey! She's my girl, who I will now proceed to make out with in front of a large number of people!
I'm probably drunk.

Now off the save the ... galaxy!
I'd still hit that...

Well, I tried.
Your firm resolve reminds me of myself.
Later on...
Luke... I am your father...

HIM too?!




DADDY!!

THIS is the boy?
Yes, master.

Master?

Oh, I get it. This is your life partner. I never knew you were gay Dad.

Oh, you did NOT just call me gay.

I'ma kill you bitch!
..Wait... that's my son...

Aieee!!
Get back here afore I go bitchslap on yo ass!

Stop! In the name of love! Before you break my heart!

*Song Sequence*
Daddy! You saved me!
Son... I'm dying...

But.. Daddy...
Son... you have a sister. Her name is Leia...

I made out with my sister? AWESOME!

*runs off*
Wait- you did what?! You're grounded!

...Get back here you little motherfucker!
Don't make me chase you!

You're in love with Luke, aren't you?
No, it's not that...

Then what is it?
... I love... Chewbacca.

... Me too.
Rawr...

Hey, guys! Now that we've defeated the Dark Side, lets celebrate by getting shitfaced drunk!

Listen... about last night...
The Next Morning...
Awkward this is. Good, you were not.

Hookers, do I miss.

Alone? How'd I manage that?

commentaires
NoteNote :   
25. 17.06.08 à 20:59 |Death_Note10/10
Death_Note
me to french but i speek english
24. 27.09.07 à 02:27 |A394c810/10
A394c8
Me french ! I like Star Wars : la guerre des étoiles !
23. 14.06.07 à 17:18 |Krado10/10
Krado
21. Mangez merde.
22. 01.06.07 à 02:13 |Allegria10/10
Allegria
ho putain "we don't speak english" là
21. 30.05.07 à 13:40 |destructor0/10
destructor
trop nul meme si je ne sais pas parler anglais
20. 05.05.07 à 18:23 |darckmax0/10
darckmax
11, 12, 13, and 15. If you don't understand English, don't come to the English side and vote on the comics, you fucking morons.
19. 24.04.07 à 21:05 |Entropic_Catalyst10/10
Entropic_Catalyst
The Epic Musical!!!Great!
18. 10.04.07 à 18:16 |Speichel10/10
Speichel
hhahahahahaha
17. 09.04.07 à 23:14 |igot2hams10/10
igot2hams
very funny 10/10
16. 02.04.07 à 04:39 |CrazyCajun77710/10
CrazyCajun777
..... ses quoi cette bd je coprend pas lenglais 0
15. 01.04.07 à 04:57 |marcandrer0/10
marcandrer
really funny.
14. 19.03.07 à 18:27 |ryzer10/10
ryzer
Moi non plus mais si tu conait la serie...

j'ai rien dit
13. 10.03.07 à 13:42 |terre1/10
terre
IT AV NOT A PIS FUCK JE PARLE PAS LOSTI DANGLAIS
12. 10.03.07 à 04:38 |alexblais0/10
alexblais
it's bof but you are english and me french and i don't understand the bd
11. 09.03.07 à 15:56 |popmpo6/10
popmpo
you rock check out my new one it's cool!!!i gave your's a 10
10. 25.02.07 à 02:38 |daniel10027310/10
daniel100273
When Jesus and his disciples came near Jerusalem, he went to Bethphage on the Mount of Olives and sent two of them on ahead. He told them, "Go into the next village, where you will at once find a donkey and her colt. Untie the two donkeys and bring them to me. If anyone asks why you are doing that, just say, 'The Lord needs them.' Right away he will let you have the donkeys."



So God's promise came true, just as the prophet had said,



"Announce to the people of Jerusalem:

'Your king is coming to you!

He is humble and rides on a donkey.

He comes on the colt of a donkey.' "



The disciples left and did what Jesus had told them to do. They brought the donkey and its colt and laid some clothes on their backs. Then Jesus got on.



Many people spread clothes in the road, while others put down branches which they had cut from trees. Some people walked ahead of Jesus and others followed behind. They were all shouting,



"Hooray for the Son of David!

God bless the one who comes in the name of the Lord.

Hooray for God in heaven above!"



When Jesus came to Jerusalem, everyone in the city was excited and asked, "Who can this be?"



The crowd answered, "This is Jesus, the prophet from Nazareth in Galilee."



Matthew 21:1-11

9. 23.02.07 à 13:22 |dicejar110/10
dicejar1
*Applause*
8. 21.02.07 à 22:58 |Chocotof10/10
Chocotof
My new favorite comic.
7. 21.02.07 à 20:10 |insertnamehere10/10
insertnamehere
6. 20.02.07 à 18:31 |CheGuevara10/10
CheGuevara
Wait......



Lukes dad is a muffin?
5. 19.02.07 à 23:17 |batsmak10/10
batsmak
Best Star Wars comic ever?

Best Star Wars comic ever.
4. 19.02.07 à 23:14 |Entropic_Catalyst10/10
Entropic_Catalyst
Luke, who's your daddy?
3. 19.02.07 à 23:08 |MDickson2010/10
MDickson20
Has anyonen ever told you that you rule?
2. 19.02.07 à 20:08 |heartagram_66610/10
heartagram_666
first vote first comment
1. 19.02.07 à 19:41 |I_Z_Z_Y10/10
I_Z_Z_Y
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