My Troubles with stnerap: Is the Onomatopoeia for a gun really "cock"? (Oh, yeah, just vote blindy, don't read the comments afterward)

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After invading Canada as our latest excercize in masturbatorial war, we now open up a dialogue between the two warring nations to make sure to end this war with as little hostility as possible.
Ok.....eh?
U.S.-Canada Open Dialogue Peace Treaty
So, to help ease the burns from your gun emplaced moose cannons, we demand all your syrup and maple leaves to soothe our wounds.
OK, but only if-

*cock*

Yeah....sure.... ..youbetcha..... .eh?

Next order of business, our children in uniform demand Elves! And Elvis, we know you're hiding him in all that snow somewhere!!
Now that's just-

*Poise*

Sure okie-dokie cowboy.
Albert...
Take Michael, he's yours.
Oh, come on!
Albert.
Please, for the love of maple, we'll airlift him and everything.
No!
Albert!
You left me no choice.
ALBERT
OH SHIT! HE'S GOT A GUN, TAKE HIM DOWN! IT'S IN THE DONUT!
ALBERT!!!!!!
Bang.
So, ten days?
Sure.

You betcha.

commentaires
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what he said
2. 22.11.07 à 17:54 |the_rock10/10
the_rock
omg 2 long i aint reedin dat
1. 23.10.07 à 21:09 |grouchobeer10/10
grouchobeer