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10 Rules Of Tick or Treating

par Headexploady
10/10 50 pts / 5 votes - 2 commentaires
1. Make sure you wear all black. If a car hits you, mommy and daddy get alot of money.

2. If you eat the candy obviously homemade, you diserve to die.

3. If you are going as superman or a superhero of some sort, take some steriods. It makes the costume look more real.

4. Take speed so you can be sure to hit every house.

5. If that weird looking guy invites you inside, you probably shouldn't go in without lube.

6. If you go trick or treating in groups, don't think its gonna stop people from trying to rape you. It's only gonna make their party more fun.

7. Avoid exctasy. The last thing you need is to see a danceing hershey bar in the middle of the road telling you to jump in front of the cars to catch it.

8. If more than 5 children per neighborhood this year dresses as Scream, I will kill all of you.

9. People are going to try to scare you. Don't be a pussy. It's like 8 o clock with 10,000 cops around. Nothings gonna happen to you.

And number 10. The most Important rule of all.

If you are black, don't stop at my house. I am NOT dressed as a ghost.

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This deserves über-lol.
2. 31.10.07 à 19:32 |MDickson2010/10
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You should print all your Top 10 Lists out, go to David Letterman's show, walk out onto the stage during a taping, and just start reading these.
1. 31.10.07 à 15:12 |insertnamehere10/10
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