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The Letters

par Allegria
10/10 170 pts / 17 votes - 14 commentaires
My Dearest Anna,

I write to you with wonderful news. My eldest sister, Mary, is getting married, and I dearly wish that you might come and share in our happiness. She will be married in the month of May, when the gardens will be in full bloom, and I hope, my dear, that you feel as I do in this wondrous news.

With Love,
Charlotte

...What?

Charlotte,

It is my dreadful duty to inform you of the discontinued residence of your correspondence, Anna, at this address. Please direct your writing to your friend with my apologies and best wishes to your sister.

Sincerely,
James

???

My Dearest Anna,

Oh, you would never believe the time I’ve had trying to reach you. It has been most vexing. I sent a letter to you previously, to inform you of my sister’s wondrous engagement, and to invite you to come and share our joy this May (for, you know, the flowers will be in full bloom then!) however, your intended letter was most discourteously returned to me with the very notion that you no longer live in your own house! Only my sister’s joyous nuptials prevent me from serious discontentment at this annoying nuisance. However, I hope that you and I shall soon be reunited and we shall together celebrate Mary’s walk down the aisle.

With Love,
Charlotte

Charlotte,

Expressing my apologies and sympathies on this subject is no easy matter to me, but I feel I must implore you to bear no ill will of me as of our accidental correspondence. I must persist in attempting to convince you that the intended recipient of your letters, an Anna, is no longer living here and explain that I have had no intentions of reading your private letters between yourself and your friend, one merely intends to read one’s own mail with one’s coffee and as your letter was addressed to my residence, I express sincere apologies for reading it by mistake. Please accept my sincere good wishes to your endeavors to reach your friend.

Sincerely,
James

My Dearest Anna,

How I have suffered in trying to reach you! Let not the joyous tidings of my sister’s upcoming marriage be stained by the news that someone has been replying most rudely and annoyingly to all three of the letters I had previously attempted to send you. How they were intercepted I know not, but I simply must prevail upon you to visit me, for my sister intends to be married in May with all of the flowers and if you are not there I shall sorely feel your absence. I beg of you to write with haste to assure me of your presence and comfort me upon the gross interruptions your past letters have faced.

With Love,
Charlotte

*Sigh*

Fine.

Charlotte,

It is indeed a wonder that your sister is getting married; a wonder that increases each day that I read your letter. Unfortunately, I will be unable to attend the wedding. I am moving you see, to Tinbuktu, and leave tomorrow night. By the time that you read this, I shall be gone. My house is to be bought by a young man of wonderful character, I have found to be most upright and intelligent. Best wishes with your sister’s wedding, and may I congratulate you upon your dedication through all adversity.

Sincerely,
Anna.

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Clever.
14. 12.08.08 à 20:21 |MDickson2010/10
MDickson20
you got a lot of people voting for you so I will
13. 05.08.08 à 20:18 |Gogosam10/10
Gogosam
Nice
12. 05.08.08 à 10:25 |pokemon4ever10/10
pokemon4ever
Very good !!!
11. 30.07.08 à 08:57 |napo2910/10
napo29
An epistolary gnomix! Love!
10. 13.07.08 à 13:56 |Shryh10/10
Shryh
10 !!

Very gOod
9. 09.07.08 à 14:04 |nanou6617710/10
nanou66177
Wow.
8. 30.06.08 à 19:51 |Rednecks_2_Rox10/10
Rednecks_2_Rox
7. 17.06.08 à 21:02 |Death_Note10/10
Death_Note
10/10 Gud!
6. 08.06.08 à 17:37 |Benfort1010/10
Benfort10
Brilliant as always.
5. 26.05.08 à 22:05 |Chocotof10/10
Chocotof
You got my vote! 10/10
4. 07.04.08 à 00:54 |MartyrsCall10/10
MartyrsCall
Great wording!

It felt like it had an old world humor to it, although this is the first comic i've read from you, i'm expecting the previous to be just as good
3. 20.03.08 à 20:53 |pixel_artist10/10
pixel_artist
1.Yes, really very nice
2. 05.03.08 à 23:59 |guylecactus_islamic10/10
guylecactus_islamic
Very nice?
1. 26.02.08 à 20:45 |insertnamehere10/10
insertnamehere
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