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Daddy? Is can I have some cereal?

Not before you've had your breakfast son.
But daddy, its not for me. Its for the easter bunny who is in the alleyway next to our house!

Hahuh huh, kids say the darndest things. Son, there is no such thing as the easter bunny. You see parents make up these imaginary charactors such as the easter bunny and the tooth fairy to flat out lie to their children to make them feel better about themselves.

Unlike Santa Claus who was actually based on a real person.
You mean Santa Claus is real?

Not exactly. You see, there once was a person in real life where we get the idea of where Santa came from. He was based on a man who broke into peoples houses to take there stuff, but he left usless nic nacs to make the kids love him so he can come back next year and molest them.

But you see, he can't still be real because he died. Everyone dies, Timmy. Even you will die one day.
Will I go to Heaven?

Ha ha ha, no son. You see when you die, you will go to an infinite nothingness called the void. Its a place where you don't exsist. You can't see, hear, breath or even think in this place. Do you remember what it was like before you were born?
No.

Now your getting it.
Daddy! The Easter Bunny is waiting!

It is likely son that he just wants to touch your "no-no" place. *pats on head* You are growing up so fast, Timmy. Why don't you go watch some Power Rangers and dinner will be ready in a few minute.
Ok, daddy.

*reads paper* hmm hmm hmm...kids...

Where the hell is that kid?

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