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Bush in the house 4

par wwefan
9/10 17 pts / 2 votes - 3 commentaires
George,I want you to meet our wacky new neighbor Jon.
Wazzup!

Uh....Hello there...
Oi!
you're the president of the United States!

Uh...where now?
Nothin' wanna go boarding?

Sounds fun.
Sweet lets go.

Wait!
Can I-

Nevermind...

Hello George how was your day?
W8 dAwG I NeEd To GeT SoMtHiN' tEh DrInK
A few hours later...
What?
Oh,sorry,I was just usin' the new hip lingo the kids these days use.

So would you like your daily bottle and talk about your day?
Naw,Jon and me are gonna' go stand on the street corner and look cool.

*sigh*

Gee,Jon I am having a great time
Yeah,same here.

Hey George...

Yes?

Want some cronic?
What?

Is that stuff you make tea out of?
Yeah Tea-H-C

Whoa man...I feel weird...
Heehee...yeah
Later...
H-hey,what dose this red button do?
I dunno,I just have it here cos' its a shiny red button...so shiny..

I wonder what it dose...*click*

Man,this is some good shit!
Yes,I know,I stole it from that soldier after I slit his throat.

Hahaha...ohhh... im dizzy...
Hehehehehe....li sten to this
*farts*

Hehehehe
*farts*
beat that!
Hehehehe

Uhh...errrrrr. ...

*fart*

BOOM
Well,I guess nothing happened...what a useless button.

C'mon lets go do something.
Okay monkey man!

So what do you need Mrs.Rice?
You're the shrink,you tell me.

Well please explain your situation.
Well...ok...

I feel like George is pushing me away...

He just is'nt the same political puppet that he used to be.
Hmmm...go on...

And for once I wish they would invited me to go skateboarding.

Wow,you grinded that rail like a pro.
Yup,ive been practicing.

I bet Connie would enjoy skateboarding too.
Nah,forget that bitch.

Good morning George
Awww,what a beer bash last night....
The next day...
I need to get my board from Jon...
Well,actually George,he needs to talk to you.Take the phone.

Hello?Jon?
Sup dawg.

Whaddaya need?
G. I have some bad news,im being taken to prison.

What?Why?
Apparently I blew up Iraq...

Where now?
No time to explain,I gotta go...

Aww,dang.
Dont worry George it'll be okay...

I dont see how anything could cheer me up...
Do you want to go lie to the presses for old times sake?

Oh Connie,you can read me like a book!

commentaires
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Dubya does not spend his workdays skateboarding. He spends them mountain biking.
3. 12.05.08 à 16:33 |grouchobeer10/10
grouchobeer
You do know he's done cocaine, right?
2. 12.05.08 à 15:50 |insertnamehere7/10
insertnamehere
Eh?
1. 11.05.08 à 12:01 |spark1in2the3dark
spark1in2the3dark