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Willacoochie USA: Batman

par boinky33
8/10 3800 pts / 468 votes - 302 commentaires
We got a distress call from this general area, so stay on your toes, Robin.
Holy shit, Batman! I am scared!

Look out, Robin! I hear somebody coming!
Holy stained tights, Batman! Hold me!

It's about time you got here.
Holy naked Levar Burton, Batman!

What seems to be the trouble, undressed citizen?
Those two men over there stole my wallet!


Don't worry, sir. We'll take care of them. Did they take your clothes, too?
No....





Very well. Robin and I will be right back with your wallet, sir.
Hooray!

Excuse me.
Yes, yes, what is it?

Did you steal that man's wallet?
Yes, we most certainly did.

I insist you give it back this minute!
And why is that?

Because it rightfully belongs to him.
Well, we think we deserve it.

Why is that?
He has no pockets, so you can imagine where he keeps it. Quite messy indeed.

There are no rules in crime!
But there are rules in cricket.

That has nothing to do with the matter at hand.
We never said it did.

Then why did you bring it up?
Just making conversation, old chap.

Look, just give me the wallet or I will be forced to pummel you to an inch of your life.
There he goes with the threats. Tsk tsk, what has the world come to these days when a man can't steal somebody's money in peace?

Shut up, you freaks!
See? There we go with the insults. What a world, what a world.

How dare you talk to the world's greatest super hero like that!
If you're so great, how come you can't get a piece of leather with paper in it back from two gay british men?

And where do you get off calling yourself the greatest hero?
Superman? What are you doing here?

I used my ULTRA SUPER HEARING to hear you spread all these lies! Greatest super hero? Please! You don't even have any powers! You're just a crazy rich guy with too much time on his hands!
At least I'm not afraid of glowing green crystal!

Oh, no you didn't! You did not go there!
Yeah, I went there.

Well, I'm not the one who keeps a small boy in a cave!
That's because the FBI is watching your ass 24/7!

HEY! SHUT UP, BATMAN!
NO! YOU SHUT UP!

Hey guys, what's with all the noise?
Uh oh, here comes trouble! Spider HAM!

Yeah! Hey Spidey, why don't you use your thread to knit me a sweater? HA!
It's not thread! It's web!

Hey, what's going on?
Hey, you wanna talk about crappy super heroes? Talk about Ironman!

Actually, my name is Brian Butovsky, and I'm an insurance salesman from Baltimore....
HEY! WHERE'S THE PARTY?

Well, here's a sight for sore eyes. A super hero that's not even a super hero.
HUH?

Yeah, it looks like he was hit by gamma steroids!
YOU GUYS SUCK!

Meep Meep!
Oh no, it's the Flash! What's so great about running fast?

Well, I just ran to your parent's house in Iowa, fucked your mother in the ass twice, bought a hotdog and ate it before you even noticed I was gone.
My parents are dead!

Hello? HELLO? Where is everyone? I can smell the Hulk!
Jeez! This guy's too easy!

It is I, Turtle Man!
I haven't even heard of this guy.

Okay, so we're agreed: We are all better than Aquaman.
Agreed.
Hours later....
Agreed.
Agreed.

Agreed.
Agreed.

Agreed.
Agreed.

Agreed.
Agreed.

Am I going to get my wallet back or not?
The End
commentaires
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This comic is tooo funni
302. 07.08.08 à 16:43 |Daisiana10/10
Daisiana
HA HA HA! cool comic.
301. 18.07.08 à 21:19 |plonker10/10
plonker
HA HA HA! cool comic.
300. 18.07.08 à 21:19 |plonker10/10
plonker
Best Comic I've read on Gnomz so far just soooo funny
299. 02.04.08 à 15:38 |Mutten9/10
Mutten
i's aw right dawg. I'm Randy Jackson!
298. 06.02.08 à 03:09 |Kabop116/10
Kabop11
FUCK THAT that was sum WACK SHIT i actually printed it out just so i could wipe my ass wit it
297. 30.01.08 à 16:30 |dr.disi62932/10
dr.disi6293
Brilliant comic, Hilarious, best I have seen in gnomz.
296. 25.01.08 à 19:52 |KillerCobi10/10
KillerCobi
ur a fucking noob
295. 19.11.07 à 18:03 |runescapebof0/10
runescapebof
i jacked off to this
294. 03.11.07 à 20:34 |Headexploady10/10
Headexploady
Hilarious
293. 14.09.07 à 22:28 |ItsMeSnitches10/10
ItsMeSnitches
funnyst thing in gnomz

292. 08.08.07 à 22:10 |SEXYBATMAN0/10
SEXYBATMAN
Turtle man freeging rules 10/10
291. 09.04.07 à 19:59 |igot2hams10/10
igot2hams
Hilarious!
290. 08.04.07 à 12:37 |Killer_Z10/10
Killer_Z
lmfao
289. 23.03.07 à 21:16 |Headexploady10/10
Headexploady
man this shit rocks
288. 21.03.07 à 21:03 |daniel10027310/10
daniel100273
i love it your great at making comics.
287. 19.03.07 à 22:49 |ryzer10/10
ryzer
i love it your great at making comics.
286. 19.03.07 à 22:49 |ryzer10/10
ryzer
THE MOST EVER!
285. 05.03.07 à 03:41 |Queiroga70710/10
Queiroga707
lol. it's fsk'n funny though!
284. 10.02.07 à 23:41 |Hibiki25010/10
Hibiki250
omg its too long!!!!111
283. 10.02.07 à 04:05 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
I love it, i read it 5 times
282. 04.02.07 à 17:49 |Numbah12310/10
Numbah123
That was danm great
281. 04.02.07 à 17:43 |Numbah12310/10
Numbah123
THAT ******* AWSOME!!
280. 03.02.07 à 09:20 |TurtleWoman10/10
TurtleWoman
Is this comic really so funny that it can be #1 for years and years?



We live in a very corrupted website.
279. 02.02.07 à 19:23 |djmastapope0/10
djmastapope
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA
278. 25.01.07 à 22:22 |LiamBRAPP
LiamBRAPP
and wunder if my broufer will kick me so he can go on this web site i will put a padloc on this page so he can get on it.



ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
277. 21.01.07 à 17:56 |benx10/10
benx
oh god is not you you you idiyut

276. 21.01.07 à 17:51 |benx10/10
benx
huw made that comic is ursum
275. 21.01.07 à 17:48 |benx10/10
benx
god your such a fucking asshole to everybody! just because you have made a couple "decent" comics, dose not mean you can put everyone else down! get a life you fuckin porch monkey! stop livin with your mommy, collecting your well-fare and get a fucking life! everybody bows down and sucks your dick, because your so fucking over-rated. go ahead and correct my spelling, since you have enough time on your hands to put people down constantly, you probley have enough time to correct it! god, fucking niggers piss me off!
274. 17.01.07 à 22:15 |CrazyCracker0/10
CrazyCracker
really good
273. 02.01.07 à 13:37 |Wunderboy1710/10
Wunderboy17
jkajaj

272. 25.12.06 à 04:29 |ruben0/10
ruben
This is like the funniest comic ever dude! Oh and everyone is way better than Aquaman.
271. 14.12.06 à 15:07 |gatorbuc9910/10
gatorbuc99
dude so funny
270. 09.12.06 à 14:33 |lart20011110/10
lart200111
best comic yet keep dem comin
269. 02.12.06 à 17:08 |beaner_67
beaner_67
:-) awsome
268. 01.12.06 à 23:01 |joedidi10/10
joedidi
Very good.
267. 28.11.06 à 03:44 |K_I_N_G10/10
K_I_N_G
265) Your just a gay fag who has no girlfriend and is just jealous. actually.i should say ur jealous cause u dont have a boyfriend. go look at ur pictures of guys in bikinis.
266. 12.11.06 à 21:22 |ghost_master10/10
ghost_master
YOU ALL SHOULD GET A LIFE THIS IS THE DUMBEST FUCKIN SITE EVER! NONE OF U HAVE GIRLFRIENDS U FAGS GET A LIFE!
265. 12.11.06 à 20:34 |WWEgod0/10
WWEgod
lol man
264. 30.10.06 à 14:15 |lalalade12
lalalade12
Amen to that my brother.
263. 27.10.06 à 11:52 |Freakmaster10/10
Freakmaster
Still my all time favorite comic!
262. 20.10.06 à 16:06 |FFXking10/10
FFXking
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol llol lol lol lol lol lol lol x 99999999999999999999 99999999999999999999 99999999999999999999 9999999999999999999. .i love da ending!!!!
261. 19.10.06 à 12:42 |CRAZYBUM10/10
CRAZYBUM
Funny (Y)
260. 15.10.06 à 08:14 |Tuck7778/10
Tuck777
That was so great! Especailly when the guy says 'am I going to get my wallet back or not?' proper class!
259. 12.10.06 à 20:05 |pkmpc9
pkmpc9
That was so great! Especailly when the guy says 'am I going to get my wallet back or not?' proper class!
258. 12.10.06 à 20:04 |pkmpc9
pkmpc9
that was good
257. 12.10.06 à 00:25 |Haku10/10
Haku
freaking funny
256. 03.10.06 à 22:47 |fett10/10
fett
hahahahahaahahahah lol lolmao lolma rofl rof roflmaolol lol lol my ass of all the way till it dies and leaves a big garlicy corpse with carrots inside it omg its funnny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

255. 29.09.06 à 08:51 |adsdabest10/10
adsdabest
Bandwagon hyper jump GO!
254. 29.09.06 à 04:16 |MadHatterJ10/10
MadHatterJ
So great I have read it 756411 times.
253. 25.09.06 à 02:50 |heartagram_66610/10
heartagram_666
kool as
252. 12.09.06 à 16:39 |bbdaman0/10
bbdaman
brilliant lol and andrew skywalker ur a dick and no one likes you this comic rocks!
251. 11.09.06 à 18:43 |OZZYmcRCKY
OZZYmcRCKY
248 & 249. lol
250. 07.09.06 à 23:50 |familyguy10/10
familyguy
248. Fuck you.
249. 07.09.06 à 23:41 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
Hmm not for me c my comics they're GREAT
248. 04.09.06 à 21:23 |AndrewSkywalker0/10
AndrewSkywalker
Damn Bonky, you gots you some popularity here.
247. 02.09.06 à 02:55 |DragonXero10/10
DragonXero
quality but its been number one for ages
246. 29.08.06 à 16:22 |converse999
converse999
cool
245. 27.08.06 à 20:36 |rossalanwood
rossalanwood
Good to see this is still number one
244. 26.08.06 à 16:41 |TheAntiSanta10/10
TheAntiSanta
well good
243. 22.08.06 à 18:33 |sebs
sebs
preety cool
242. 17.08.06 à 20:49 |Taku6/10
Taku
fuckin sweet still
241. 13.08.06 à 10:01 |familyguy10/10
familyguy
gkjkgfhkhgfkjg
240. 10.08.06 à 22:49 |andre
andre
fr
239. 10.08.06 à 22:48 |andre
andre
thats the best comic i have read its halarious
238. 10.08.06 à 15:08 |andre
andre
Better than Crack!
237. 10.08.06 à 04:40 |RedWolf1310/10
RedWolf13
Sweetness to the frigging max!
236. 09.08.06 à 02:35 |Kakashi23010/10
Kakashi230
nice
235. 01.08.06 à 23:14 |footballfan10/10
footballfan
coo coo ka choo
234. 27.07.06 à 05:22 |f0r9yeArS9/10
f0r9yeArS
wtf!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
233. 25.07.06 à 03:32 |cloud1234567810/10
cloud12345678
yup

232. 24.07.06 à 01:30 |f0r9yeArS9/10
f0r9yeArS
nice
231. 22.07.06 à 20:40 |josh110/10
josh1
I feel bad for you, you got the brunt of all the retards on gnomz voting it a 0 and making the comments long as shit.
230. 22.07.06 à 17:21 |pulse10/10
pulse
I have to agree with most of the ppl it rocked 10/10
229. 20.07.06 à 07:30 |KittenJedi10/10
KittenJedi
228. Or maybe it's the same one, retard.
228. 17.07.06 à 09:25 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
crap its a copy ive seen someone else publish won same ages ago
227. 14.07.06 à 10:57 |pazzy2000
pazzy2000
fucking hilarous.
226. 06.07.06 à 23:25 |GLAMOURxCORE10/10
GLAMOURxCORE
ya



this comic



rocks

225. 06.07.06 à 19:24 |mwmt10/10
mwmt
pretty good
224. 02.07.06 à 19:43 |savaratti
savaratti
well coll
223. 01.07.06 à 12:28 |smith110/10
smith1
funny and funny

222. 25.06.06 à 21:25 |retrodude72
retrodude72
Thats bloody funnier than austin powers
221. 23.06.06 à 23:34 |chinchiller10/10
chinchiller
THE FUNNIEST COMIC I HAVE SEEN!!!!!!
220. 22.06.06 à 18:42 |GONONER10/10
GONONER
cool
219. 04.06.06 à 13:32 |toddfrost12345
toddfrost12345
i thought the comic was good but i hate ppl who just has the big empty crap!! FUCK ALL YOU FUCKERS!!
218. 02.06.06 à 03:00 |lekrovov9/10
lekrovov
good

217. 31.05.06 à 12:52 |ashleybash069/10
ashleybash06
it rocked
216. 29.05.06 à 18:06 |trygoe10010/10
trygoe100
english humor aint it sweet
215. 28.05.06 à 19:59 |krustyalex
krustyalex
cool
214. 28.05.06 à 19:56 |krustyalex
krustyalex
cool
213. 27.05.06 à 21:43 |Dudemaster10/10
Dudemaster
KOOL
212. 27.05.06 à 10:36 |Peano10/10