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The Hero School

par NATHAN25
10/10 20 pts / 2 votes - 0 commentaires
I'm going to open a hero school.

Hey Spidey. I'm openin' a hero school. I'm the boss I need a misteress.
Misteress?! What the heck? I'm not a women, I'm a guy! I'll be you right hand man.

Good good! You gather other Marvel heroes to be the teachers.
Can-do. "I can do it too! With Kandoo!"

What?
Oh. Erm, nothin'.

Welcome!
'Ite. I saved a docter from a zombie. I was a hero then, so I'm a hero now!
1 week later
Welcome!
I'll be back...I need the toilet bad.

Wel- What the hell?!
Well if I'm going to hunt down the London Bombers, I have to make it look good you baffoon...

Welcome! Oh its you...
Batman hates me! I need trainin'!

Welcome!
I would like agility. Can you provide?

Welcome?
Well my wifes always bitchin', I just lost about 10 grand and I think football is s**t.

Ok. Now I know your dead.
Ah! Zat iz watar you zink. But wiz my intelligonce multiplied by strength andz power, I canz be a supor geniuez!

Yeah, welcome. Thank god your the last.
My theory is is that if Neo can be "THE ONE" I can be "THE TWO". I want to fly fly fly like Neo...

Ok you scum! For next 63 weeks, I'll be trainin' you to my expectations. Is that clear?! Any questions?!

Oh! Oh. Yeah. Erm, sorry. I like army films. Alot.
Yeah isn't this Hero Shcool? Not Hero Bootcamp?

For these next weeks your gonna have trainin' in every hero attribute I know. Such as, jumping, running, flying, strength, intelligence, reflexes and f***ing. If nesserary.

First things first. Today your learnin' about the intelligence of a hero and what a-
A hero iz a guardion for 'iz country andz 'iz zity. He 'iz a keepor of justize. Fightin' crime wherever he goez. Some grow to like ze the new freind in there zity. Or not...Do I gez graduated nowz?
Day 1
Well. Errr...erm...

Class dismissed!!
Cool!

Well 1 week was explained within 1 minute. So yesterday was buggared for an actual school day.
Well, we know about it now. No mumbo-jumbo. Feild trip to the city! Fight crime! Learn to jump properly and fight! Then after that, we go to Burger King!
Day 2
Nun nun no. I might of known you'd try somethin' like that. Nuh uh. No feild trip. Nope...
...

...To the obsticle course! Erm...in Manhatten's Army place, thingy.
Yey.

Ok. This is gonna be where you learn the rest of your hero, erm, stuff. With me and Sgt. Hippocrockopig. Good? Good. Lets get started!
7 hours later
Terrrrrrrrrrrrn HUT! March you "heroes"!
Conclusion coming soon!
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