Carob Slabs: the wrath of doctorwho

par boinky33
8/10 212 pts / 25 votes - 15 commentaires
doctorwho, why do you always vote 0 on my comics?
Because you don't share the same opinions as me!

Is it because you hate me?
Of course not, you damn fool!
I love you!

Yes! That is exactly why! I hate your comics, but I continue to read them, and then I complain about them! And as a Christian, I feel that is my duty!

Whatever. I'm outta here.
You'll be mine one day....

20 spammed threads later....
I don't understand! I'm rude to these people, make mediocre comics, try to push my beliefs on everybody and tell them how they should live, and they still treat me like shit!
Oops!
Forgive me, Jesus....

By George, I think I've got it!
I'll make several other accounts and post good comments about my comics, then everybody will think I'm cool, and I can still act like a prick on the forums!
It's genius!

Several fake accounts later....
Tee-Hee, this is a brilliant disguise!
I'll write dozens of fabulous reviews about myself and no one will be the wiser!
Well, here we go....

"doctorwho's comics are the greatest things ever and I love them and want to bare their children!
P.S. I am not doctorwho...."

There, I'm finished! Now all I have to do is sit back and wait for the popularity to roll in....

Hours later....
Grrr! All this waiting for nothing!
With all this time wasted, I could of been promoted to the produce section by now!

I know what I can do. The way most people become popular: Plagiarism!
But whom should I copy from?
WHOM?

What's this?
Chocolate Chunks, eh?
Well, say hello to my new series: Vanilla Slices!
It's the perfect crime! I mean, who will find out that I'm copying from one of the most popular users on Gnomz?
And if they do, I'll deny it up and down in a big rant on the forums!

One plagiarised comic later....
Almost finished. Just need to add some Simpsons catch-phrases... .and I'm done!

You've been copying my comics....

Shut up about the copying comics thing, so I have a series called Vanilla Slices, is that against the rules? And who do you think you are telling people that can't do political comics? Gnomz supply us with political characters for God sake. Are you afraid of a little competition?, so what if my series does better than your Chocolate chunks series. It should only serve as a catalyst for you to improve yours.

Anyway what are you worried about?, apparently everyone "hates" me and loves you. Do not feel so threatened. Your best bet is to ignore me and not get so frustrated. Life is to be enjoyed not endured as they say.

Later, after boinky33 reads the post....
Holy shit!
What a crazy bastard!

Oh man, I bet everybody thinks I'm so[/i] cool with my witty repartee and three syllable words!

Man, all this trolling is getting me....kinda [i]HOT!

I must find a vaccuum post-haste!

But what's this?
I have a new comment....by boinky33. Hm, let's see here....

"I didn't like this comic so I'm giving you a 0/10"

WHAAAAAAT????

HOW CAN THIS BE? HOW CAN SOMEBODY NOT LIKE THE MOST POPULAR MEMBER ON GNOMZ?

THAT ****ING PIECE OF ****!
I'M GOING TO VOTE 0 ON EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS COMICS! THAT'LL SHOW HIM!

Okay, I'll vote 0 for this comic first....
Willacoochie USA: Batman....
He reads the comic....
HA! HA! HA! HA!
Oh man, that is so funny!

ZERO!!!!!!

ZERO!!!!!!
And again....
ZERO!!!!!!
And again....
ZERO!!!!!!
And again....
Hey, whoever is voting 0 on my comics just because you don't like me, stop it. It's immature and you're embarrassing yourself.

THAT STUPID ****!
I SWEAR, IF HE IS RUDE TO ME AGAIN, I'LL CUT OFF HIS FACE AND PUT IT ON A DOG'S FACE, SO WHEREVER IT GOES, PEOPLE WILL SAY:
"HEY! THAT DOG HAS A HUMAN FACE!"

Phew! All this being totally awesome sure made me tired. I better hit the hay.

Dear Jesus,
Bless my entire family except uncle Patrick, for he is an evil homosexual.
Amen.

P.S. Don't you hate boinky's stupid Willacoochie USA series?

No, I think it's pretty funny. Especially that Batman one. Heh.
The End
This comic is dedicated to doctorwho.
I hope this helps with the attention you so desperately desire.

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Sweet
15. 14.12.06 à 15:35 |gatorbuc9910/10
gatorbuc99
The best of the best boinkster.
14. 25.11.06 à 19:49 |doctor_who10/10
doctor_who
Rofl Cubed.

That makes rrroooffflll.



thats Hardcore shit right there.
13. 22.09.06 à 03:17 |pulse10/10
pulse
Haha.
12. 16.08.06 à 16:58 |CheGuevara10/10
CheGuevara
this was especially funny, good going boinky33!

10/10
11. 30.12.05 à 01:40 |cocoa10/10
cocoa
HAHAHAHAHAHA This is probably the funniest DoctorWho bashers I've read yet!



10/10!!!!
10. 08.10.05 à 07:44 |oven_mitt
oven_mitt
love it
9. 28.09.05 à 18:53 |bennett12310/10
bennett123
dat was sw337, i desire attention too though
8. 11.09.05 à 06:29 |vaderdk421
vaderdk421
hey cool,friend
7. 11.09.05 à 02:28 |mwmt10/10
mwmt
This is one of the best comics out so far 10/10
6. 08.09.05 à 03:35 |superspybob10/10
superspybob
That was awesome! It's my favorite yet! 11/10!
5. 07.09.05 à 23:54 |Nerdinator10/10
Nerdinator
I love it the way it is..... 10/10.
4. 07.09.05 à 12:01 |grouchobeer10/10
grouchobeer
Wow! if that was any longer i would rated a zero..keep em short and sweet...nice comic though!
3. 07.09.05 à 10:23 |udmuc0/10
udmuc
pretty funny the sad thing is ppl really do this kinda sad isnt it
2. 07.09.05 à 07:24 |payne9/10
payne
ha!! that is funny boinky33.
1. 07.09.05 à 06:49 |3lfPrintc310/10
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