Power Pals: the trouble with trekkies

par boinky33
8/10 123 pts / 16 votes - 20 commentaires
Hey, kids!
Meet the newest group of superheroes:
The Power Pals!*


*The Power Pals™ are © 1984 FunTime Entertainment.
The Power Pals™ are in no way related to the Super Friends™ in any shape or form.
We swear.

The first member of the Power Pals is:
Jungle Dude!
He has the power to transform into any animal he desires!

Except for the hedgehog, howler monkey, bison, tucan, turkey vulture, and aardvark.
I Jungle Dude....

And next is:
The Amazing Douche!
Part man! Part douche!
Evil villians, you better watch your unkempt vaginas!

The third member of this heroic team is:
The Bionic Stereotype!
He's the black one!
Yo! You betta recognize, sucka!

And the last and definitely most least is:
The Spectacular Randall Jones, with the amazing ability of talking his way into any night club!
I need to drop my kids off at soccer practice at 3:00....

And when these four superheroes join together, they become:
The Power Pals!

Jungle Dude just got urgent call from mayor.
Sigh!....Again? I got a second job, y'know?
The studio apartment of Justice - around noon
What's the problemo, mayor?
Is doctorwho raping the llamas at the petting zoo again?
No, we've taken care of him.
I need you and the rest of the Power Pals to help with something much less gross.

What's the dilio, homie?
Well, the Bionic Stereotype, we've been getting reports that the evil villian:
The Terrifying Trekkie is robbing every comic book store in town!

That fiend!
You've got to stop him, Power Pals!
The nerds are counting on you!

Come on, let's put the Terrifying Trekkie to justice!
Oh, who cares, really?

Jesus, Randall! You knew when you joined the Power Pals that you'd have to actually fight crime!
Yeah, but I've got another job to think about. One more day off and the boss says I'm fired.

Who cares, turkey?
It's not like you'd make it big working at Kinkos anyway!
And besides....if we don't fight crime, who will?

Gee....I dunno....How about....THE POLICE?
How is Sting supposed to help fight crime?

No, not the band The Police! The actual police!
Jungle Dude sick of waiting!
Want to fight!

Then let's get going!....

Power Pals UNITE!
Fucking idiots....

Later....
Ugh! We're finally here!
Did we really have to take the bus?
Well, I certainly wasn't cramming all four of us into my car!
Why don't you just buy one, Douche?

I can't! I spent my savings on this costume! Do you even know how much a life sized douche costume even costs?

Look! Jungle Dude see bad man!
Shiiiiiiit! Just look at dat pointy eared
motherfucker!

Stop right there, the Terrifying Trekkie!

Oh yeah?
Not if I use my AMAZING DOUCHE POWERS!
Amazing Douche Powers? What can you possibly do to this guy? He doesn't even have a vagina!
I don't think he's even seen a vagina!

Yeah, whatever....
Just hand over the comics and go home, kid.
Do we have a deal?


Me no human! Me....

....PANDA BEAR!
GRRRRRRR!!!!
ZAP!
Oh yeah? Well, next time you come to Kinkos, I'll make your copies the wrong size!

I so would....

Calm down! You actin' a fool!

You wanna fuck with me?
Bring it on, bitch!

That's it!
I've had enough of this bullshit!
BANG! BANG! BANG!
ARGH!

Iced the bitch!




Uh....
Khan?


Hey there, Uhura. You got it goin' on.

Uh, can we get out of here now?
Yeah....

Another crisis averted, thanks to....
THE POWER PALS!
Later....
Let's get some fried chicken!
Word.
The End
This comic is dedicated to the fat guy who played Scottie on Star Trek.
Your memory will always remain in our hearts.

commentaires
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20. 20.04.06 à 17:15 |CheGuevara10/10
CheGuevara
finally, a series better than willacoochie
19. 16.10.05 à 10:13 |thedominator10/10
thedominator
How do you expect somebody to vote positively when you bad mouth them. However I'll give you 2/10 for effort, this must have taken you a while?!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1FORU M BUSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18. 11.09.05 à 15:39 |pupalace22/10
pupalace2
Haha! Hilarious comic.
17. 11.09.05 à 07:11 |Joji
Joji
????
16. 10.09.05 à 17:56 |JakeAkbar
JakeAkbar
This was the lamest comic in the world. i give it a -1000000000000000000 00000 out of 10.
15. 09.09.05 à 03:14 |floppyblob
floppyblob
Awesome!
14. 08.09.05 à 20:37 |FFXking10/10
FFXking
uh,nlg?
13. 08.09.05 à 17:25 |Fartyman
Fartyman
Yes, I have heard of freedom of speech.

I'm sorry to hear that you have, too.
12. 08.09.05 à 13:54 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
Oh boinky did you ever here about freedom of speech. Please dont talk to me when you have doctorwhos di*k up your arse!!!!!!!!!!
11. 08.09.05 à 13:47 |hornydevil
hornydevil
Shut the fuck up, hornydevil. This space is for comments about my comic only. If you want to talk shit to doctorwho, mail him.
10. 08.09.05 à 13:45 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
Ah just do him up the arse doctorwho , you both win out there!!!!!!!!!!!!
9. 08.09.05 à 13:39 |hornydevil
hornydevil
6. Yes I do, I respond to you don't I! Sorry boinky, thats me finished.
8. 08.09.05 à 13:36 |doctorwho2/10
doctorwho
5. I can. I made a little one about you too, hey did you just vote zero? ;(
7. 08.09.05 à 13:35 |doctorwho2/10
doctorwho
Sorry boinky but he just has no humour none of those queers do.
6. 08.09.05 à 13:34 |hornydevil
hornydevil
Please stop fighting in here.

And doctorwho, can't take a little joke about yourself?
5. 08.09.05 à 13:33 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
I dont want to be in your comics. Build a bridge hunny.
4. 08.09.05 à 13:32 |hornydevil
hornydevil
hahahahaha, you're still not getting in my comics! haha
3. 08.09.05 à 13:31 |doctorwho2/10
doctorwho
Boinky he wants to be your boyfriend. i heard he likes co*ck up his ass.
2. 08.09.05 à 13:30 |hornydevil
hornydevil
How do you expect somebody to vote positively when you bad mouth them. However I'll give you 2/10 for effort, this must have taken you a while?
1. 08.09.05 à 13:29 |doctorwho2/10
doctorwho
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