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Willacoochie USA: murder mystery

par boinky33
9/10 145 pts / 17 votes - 10 commentaires
Let me see the crime scene.
The body is right over there, sir.

Hmmm....

I hate to tell you this, but that man is dead.
Yes, I know. That's the whole reason we're down here.
That man was murdered last night.

Any leads?
Well, some witnesses say they saw naked Levar Burton run through here last night.

I better go question him.
Where is naked Levar Burton now?
He's right beside you.


Oh....

Alright, naked Lever Burton, start talkin'!
Why were you here last night?

It wasn't me, I swear!
I'm sure it was just naked Montel Williams. We get confused with all the time.
Oh yeah? Then where were you last night?

Well....I was....playing croquet with a friend....
Can this friend of yours vouge for you?

Uh....yeah, sure....I'll go get him....excuse me....
Okay, I'll wait right here.


Hello, I am naked Levar Burton's friend. I was with him last night.
Okay, I believe you.

Goodbye.
Goodbye.

What a nice fellow.

Hey, I'm back.
So, did you believe my "friend?"
Yes, I sure did.
You are free to go, sir.

You idiot! That guy was obviously the killer! We have hair samples, finger prints, video footage, and we got hold of his self-published book:
How I Killed That Guy Last Night by Naked Levar Burton!
That doesn't prove a thing!
He is just an innocent man trying to live his life, but racist cops like you always try to pin him for something just because he's black!

You're talking crazy!
I'm going to tell the commissioner about this!
Oooh! The commissioner! Oh no! Not the commissioner!
Please don't tell the commissioner on me!
I'm so scared of the commissioner!

STOP SAYING COMMISSIONER!
Listen, junior, when you're done playing cops 'n robbers, I'll be on the streets looking for clues.

Ahhh, an empty bag of McDonalds food. The killer must of fed the victim fatty foods until he died of a heart attack!

That bastard!

Wait, what's this?
A plastic straw?
The killer must of stuck this straw into the victim's neck and sucked his blood dry!

That bastard!

But what is this?
An empty tube of lubrication?
Of course. The killer must of had anal sex with the victim, giving him full blown AIDS, killing him almost instantly!

That bastard!

But what is this....?

Commissioner, here is all the evidence I collected....
Hmpf!....
Later....
What's this shit?
A paper bag?
A plastic straw?
ANAL LUBE?
Johnson, what the hell is wrong with you?

Commissioner, just let me explain....
Explain? You want to explain something?
WHY DON'T YOU EXPLAIN WHY YOU LET THE KILLER GO FREE?

Sir, it wasn't the naked black man. His friend said they were playing croquet all night.
It might of been Montel Williams, though....
Shut up!
You're retarded!
You call yourself a detective?

Actually, I'm not a detective.
What?
Then why were you running around town invesigating a murder?

I'm just naturally curious.


Get out....

Pardon me, commissioner?
Get out!
Get out before I have you arrested for interupting police investigation, and posing as an officer of the law!
Also, there's no smoking allowed in this building!

Can I at least pick up this week's paycheck?
YOU DON'T EVEN WORK HERE!
GET OUT!

Man, the commissioner is really steamed at me. If I could only find the real killer....maybe then I could get my job back....even though it was never my job to begin with.
Who am I kidding?
I'm no detective!
I'm just a movie usher!

I can never find the the real killer with my wits.
Perhaps if I just assume it's the next guy who talks to me....
Excuse me, which way to the free clinic?

Ahhhh!!!!!!
It's the killer!
Aaaauuuggghhhh!! !!!!
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Oh man, that was a bad idea.

Oh well, I better plant some evidence on him....

And that is why I was late for work today, boss.
Shut up and sweep up the popcorn!
The End
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excellent comic
10. 11.06.06 à 04:36 |heartagram_66610/10
heartagram_666
Lol
9. 20.04.06 à 17:22 |CheGuevara10/10
CheGuevara
That is a great comic
8. 05.04.06 à 10:45 |modedude10/10
modedude
I don't cuss... but I don't care! Anywhozit... good comic! It looked like it was well cared for! Yip the yee...
7. 11.10.05 à 01:50 |Mech_Assault_210/10
Mech_Assault_2
At least people read my comics.
6. 18.09.05 à 15:58 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
boinky you are a fag you get stressed out if someone says something about your comics but yet you will say things about other peoples!
5. 16.09.05 à 18:01 |JakeAkbar0/10
JakeAkbar
Actually JakeAkbar, I created the detective character before you even came on Gnomz. Also, my comic was funny while yours was not. Nobody would ever copy your shit.
4. 15.09.05 à 22:05 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
2. I'm both shocked and appalled!
3. 15.09.05 à 15:20 |doctorwho5/10
doctorwho
What a fag you basically copied everything i did, with columbo and leading up to it! 0/10
2. 15.09.05 à 14:11 |JakeAkbar0/10
JakeAkbar
I liked how you mistook doctorwho for the murderer. 10!
1. 15.09.05 à 13:12 |FFXking10/10
FFXking
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