Willacoochie USA: Batman 3

par boinky33
8/10 216 pts / 26 votes - 10 commentaires
I'm so glad I bought these Weekend at Bernie's commemorative plates.

Good morning, old sport.

Oh no. It's you two again. I was told to stay away from you guys. You're nothing but trouble.
Oh dear, oh dear.
That was frightfully rude, wasn't it?

Say, can we take a look at those lovely plates you're holding?

No way in a million years!
Please?

Well, okay.
Smashing!

And we do mean smashing. ...
SMASH!
Hey! You stupid dicks! You smashed my plates!
They must of escaped our clutches.

Yes. Butter fingers.

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Good thing I still have one left.
May we see it?

Sure.
Much thanks.
SMASH!
Hey! You smashed that one, too!
Yes, it was quite comical.
Indeed.

That's it! Now you're going to get it!
Oh dear. You aren't going to bother that nice bat fellow again, are you?

BATMAN!
HELP!
Oh dear, oh dear.

Here's the latest riddle from the Riddler:

What do you call a cat eating lemons?
He's not trying very hard anymore, is he?
Meanwhile....
Do you hear something, Batman?
Yes. It sounds like somebody needs our help.
Quick! To the bus stop!

The bus stop?
Yes, old chum. The Batmobile is in the shop, remember?

HEEEEELP!!!!!!
I say, do shut up.

What seems to be the pr....


Aw, shit....
Batman! Thank heavens you came!
These hooligans broke my collectible plates!

Plates?
Yes, that's right.

PLATES???

YOU CALLED FOR ME ACROSS TOWN BECAUSE TWO BRITISH MEN BROKE YOUR PLATES?

I'M FUCKING BATMAN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
I SHOULD BE STOPPING JEWELS HEISTS AND PLOTS ON WORLD DOMINATION!
NOT GOD DAMN PLATES!

To be fair, they were very nice plates.

THEN WHY DID YOU BREAK THEM?
Because we're snooty englishmen.
Plus, he's a very easy target.

That doesn't mean you should constantly bother him!
We can't contain ourselves. Go ahead, try it. Flick his ear and see how fun it is to pester him.

Fine, I'll try it once.
Flick!
Hey! Cut it out, Batman!

Wow, you're right! This is fun!
Flick!
Please! No more! You're my hero!
Flick! Flick! Flick!
Waaaaahhh!!!!!!

Oops. Looks like I went a little too far.

Do you see now how it's not our fault?
He gives off some sort of loser pheromone.

you're right. I was wrong for blaming you earlier. Will you ever forgive me?
Certainly, old bean!

And so the four of them formed a KISS cover band and have never been happier.
The End.

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good work men
10. 09.12.06 à 03:53 |and18210/10
and182
awesome!
9. 22.04.06 à 21:51 |supall10/10
supall
lol
8. 20.04.06 à 17:29 |CheGuevara10/10
CheGuevara
excellent....
7. 10.04.06 à 17:32 |heartagram_66610/10
heartagram_666
lol that was so freakin funny i laughed out loud
6. 01.10.05 à 03:59 |Belsback10/10
Belsback
by far the best
5. 30.09.05 à 13:57 |babikakez8/10
babikakez
excelent

4. 30.09.05 à 11:11 |gogoto9/10
gogoto
I`m so glad part three was done by the same guy who did the first two. Joel Schumacher would have really fucked this up.
3. 17.09.05 à 22:58 |Entropic_Catalyst10/10
Entropic_Catalyst
nice work,
2. 17.09.05 à 22:27 |familyguy10/10
familyguy
Without a doubt this is one of the best series on gnomz! Great job!
1. 17.09.05 à 21:12 |FFXking10/10
FFXking
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