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Silence of the Elk

par boinky33
8/10 214 pts / 27 votes - 16 commentaires
After your father's murder, you were orphaned. You were ten years old. You went to live with cousins on a ranch in Montana. And...?

And one morning, I just ran away.
No "just", doctorwho. What set you off? You started at what time?

Early, still dark.
Then something woke you, didn't it? Was it a dream? What was it?

I heard a strange noise.
What was it?

It was... screaming. Some kind of screaming, like a child's voice.
What did you do?

I went downstairs, outside. I crept up into the barn. I was so scared to look inside, but I had to.
And what did you see, doctorwho? What did you see?

Elk. The elk were screaming.
And you ran away?

No. First I tried to free them. I... I opened the gate to their pen, but they wouldn't run. They just stood there, confused. They wouldn't run.
But you could and you did, didn't you?

Yes. I took one elk, and I ran away as fast as I could.
Where were you going, doctorwho?

I don't know. I didn't have any food, any water and it was very cold, very cold. I thought, I thought if I could save just one, but... he was so heavy. So heavy. I didn't get more than a few miles when the sheriff's car picked me up. The rancher was so angry he sent me to live at the Lutheran orphanage in Bozeman. I never saw the ranch again.
You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the elk.

Yes.
And you think if you make one funny comic, you could make them stop, don't you? You think if you were funny, you won't wake up in the dark ever again to that awful screaming of the elk.

I don't know. I don't know.
Thank you, doctorwho. Thank you.

commentaires
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Inspired and inspiring.
16. 30.04.06 à 14:18 |FuckMan10/10
FuckMan
it was ok
15. 22.04.06 à 21:31 |supall7/10
supall
I love silence of the lambs and now i love silence of the elk
14. 25.02.06 à 00:56 |familyguy10/10
familyguy
magical
13. 30.11.05 à 19:54 |bennett900010/10
bennett9000
nice one
12. 30.11.05 à 09:39 |popyura10/10
popyura
pretty damgood 10/10
11. 26.11.05 à 20:49 |yoyoho
yoyoho
Heheh... we have a literate one, one of MY kind. The peoplewho capitalize and punctuate. For that, and the slight humor, mostly the literacy, I give you a ten!
10. 26.11.05 à 16:30 |Mech_Assault_2
Mech_Assault_2
BRILLAINT!
9. 26.11.05 à 14:07 |yankees47
yankees47
hou she low ting-tong
8. 26.11.05 à 14:06 |yankees47
yankees47
erm yeah its kinda good yeah 9/10. can i just ask tho, y dus every1 hav a gruge against doctorwho?
7. 25.11.05 à 20:30 |NATHAN25
NATHAN25
awesome!!! 1o/I0
6. 25.11.05 à 17:34 |jimbojibjob10/10
jimbojibjob
that was a good long story...10/10
although i dont like ur avatar *no offense* but its very...disturbing.
5. 17.11.05 à 08:00 |cocoa10/10
cocoa
Brilliant. A brilliant masterpiece. 10 points!
4. 08.11.05 à 23:04 |FFXking10/10
FFXking
Fruit Bowl, doctor.
3. 04.11.05 à 10:42 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
Quite good, I gave it 6. I liked your "fruit house" animation, haha.
2. 04.11.05 à 10:41 |doctorwho6/10
doctorwho
10/10-- Brilliant.



Sadly, I think we all know what elk-girl is going to give it.
1. 04.11.05 à 09:40 |grouchobeer10/10
grouchobeer
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