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Chronicles of Mammon: The Divine Comedy

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	Actor-director Mr. Mel Gibson to see you your kowtowness!


	Ja, lettink him in.

Fortress Vatican:


	Schveinhund!


	BENNY! Oh should I say, POPE BENNY! Good to see you, you ol' drongo!


	Ja, ja. Iss gut.


	Vot you wanch herr Gibson? Cannot you seeink I am beink very mach schnell busy?


	Woah woah Benny ol' buddy ol' pal! Don't you KNOW who you're talking to here? I DIRECTED the smash hit film of biblical proportions, 'The Passion'! Cut me some respect here!


	'The Passion', zat filem you sayink? I did not lieben it. It vos schizer!


	WHAT? But.. but you of all people, why... Why did you not like it?


	Vell, for vun zink, I felt you had compromised your directorial integrity by allowing ze dictates of ze Judenllywood to mould ze outcome of your filem!


	SURE! It made ze big bucks wif ze commercial success, but I felt zat by your tackink on of ze Hollywood style endink with ze hero dying, but zen coming back[/b] to [b]save everyone in ze end, was ze cheap, nasty, unrealistik unt audience emotional manipulatink ending!


	SO ... Anyway Benny, it's time to collect. It's time to pay the piper. I am here to take what I am due. You OWE me Benny!


	That lion suit you made me wear for your failed Narnia film project left quite a rash on my gonads! So now you gotta pay up!


	He means... ??? NYET!


	THAT'S RIGHT! GIVE ME THE KEY TO THE CATHOLIC TREASURY VAULT! I WANT TO ROLL AROUND NAKED IN FILTHY FILTHY LUCRE AND SOLID GOLD DOUBLOONS..


	Oh sorry. I think I mut have said that out loud. What I meant to say is, I will be requiring substantial funding for my next directorial forays: Television work with a mainstream slant to conquer evil satanic programmes like Will & Grace, Queer As Folk, Curb Your Enthusiasm and the West Wing..


	But.. But... Nein! You iss wastink the Catholic treasure on.. on simpel minded tevelisionink programmes?


	Not just any ol' teevee programme Benny Baby! See how teevee has affected and revived the careers of Martin Sheen, Kiefer Sutherland, Geena Davis, etc etc?


	Not only will I garner critical acclaim to deflect my now slump of acting performances, I will be performing a religious service to God too! Listen, here are some MORE future projects I have lined up:


	The Disciple Bunch, Hell Improvement, The Fresh Prince of Bethlehem, Messiah and Mindy, The Jesus Family, Friends of Jesus, Jesus' Island, Cheers Jesus!, Jesus Taxi, That Jesus Show, J.E.S.U.S, Jesus Days, Trinity's Company..


	The Nazarethanny, Only Fools And Hellbound, Jesus Dwarf, Jesus Towers, Jesus' Flying Circus, Jesus' Army, Citizen Jesus, I Dream Of Jesus, My Favourite Messiah, Diffr'nt Jesus, Everybody Loves Jesus And If You Don't You Go To Hell...


	I am linkink the last one you mentioned there..


	But first and foremost, is my ultimate television situational comedy spinoff of 'The Passion', updated for modern times and for the modern, progressive audience!