FUCKMAN in a brave, new world

par FuckMan
8/10 68 pts / 9 votes - 0 commentaires
Skip the long-winded exposition and get straight to the point Sumo Wrestler!
In a dystopian future:
Light! When you Fuckman-san and the Superchums went into the Negative Zone, it was 10 years ago! Now the earth has changed! A breach in the tempolal fablic left behind from your exodus result in an imbalance! An imbalance that leeched from the WHO's C.U.N.T (Cosmic Universal Negative Teleportation) into our world, and created proxy disasters!

Oh! Oim so lonely, if only I could down me guiness wi' a wee bit of dram to be recovering from that bad dream where we all changed into versions of louis..
To b'sure n' begorrah! Don't be daft like that ass invader, louis! Why, th' other night I got m' bod sucked by that man-striapach when..
Flashback:
*!* (I am so clever - docwho)
EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE
EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE

.. and so thenforth these creatures we have code-named the D.A.L.E.K.S (Doctorwho Avatars -Looking Elkish- Killer Shitheads) have roamed and raped and scorched the earth!

But as the imbalance of power permeated the fabric of time, it was as though the Earth cried out for a means to retip the scales against the D.A.L.E.K.S! And thus, this next generation of superheroes was born, aren't I light guys?

You can be daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaayumn sure about that!
By the spirits of my ancestors, I have hardly any room for my own dialogue and.. Woops. Out of space.

Si Sumo Amigo! Salsa Enchilada Dancing!
REIP! ME! REIP! ME! REIP! ME! ASSMONKEY! REIP! ME! *hoo hraah hrahh ha*

So there you have it honoulable Fuckman-san! Would you read us, the A.S.S.M.E.N to finoru monsutaa battoryu against the D.A.L.E.K.S? Read us all to groly??!?

I'll think about it.







Still thinking about it..
To be cuntynude!:
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