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FUCKMAN deals with unexpected relationship issues

par FuckMan
8/10 97 pts / 12 votes - 7 commentaires
I`m sure it was a lovely evening, WHO. We`ll have to do it again some time.
Do you really mean that? You`d agree to see me again?




Without hesitation.
Great. Later tonight, then?

Oh... I would love to, but unfortunately I have to work late tonight.
You don`t have a job, you silly goose. Donald Trump fired you last year on the 20th of October.

How the fuck do you know that?
It`s agreed, then. We`ll meet at 8:00 sharp. I only hope you can handle being apart from me for that long.

8:00? Okay, goodbye, WHO.
You must want a kiss before I go?

I charge extra for kisses.
I`ve got money.

I charge a LOT.
I brought my life savings. You can have it.

No no no, I couldn`t let you throw away your life savings on a kiss.
Oh, thank you! *KISS!* Wow, a freebie! Someone must be in love!

So... you`re leaving now, right?
Sure thing. I can tell when a man needs his space. I`ll see you at 8:00. Good to the bye!

What a relief. Now, how to get out of this date? Maybe if I`m just not home at 8:00 he`ll get the hint and leave me alone.

I hope you didn`t miss me too much!
Gah! I thought you left!

So I decided to come back, properly. Things seemed to get a little dull during my absence.
You never left, did you? You were just hiding in here somewhere, watching me like some weird stalker.

Whatever medication you are on, I reckon you should up the dosage, coz it ain't working. Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
All right, I`ll up my dosage.

Now up yours.

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7. 15.10.06 à 14:57 |Rednecks_2_Rox10/10
Rednecks_2_Rox
hahahahahahaha...... ha......
6. 05.04.06 à 02:09 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
Strangely, this Dude's Day stuff is beginning to grow more and more amusing.
5. 28.03.06 à 13:50 |thecaptainofo10/10
thecaptainofo
RIMJOB!
4. 28.03.06 à 05:35 |FuckMan10/10
FuckMan
up yours! lol
3. 28.03.06 à 04:27 |The_Achiever10/10
The_Achiever
RIMSHOT!
2. 28.03.06 à 04:27 |grouchobeer10/10
grouchobeer
.................
1. 28.03.06 à 04:21 |I_Z_Z_Y9/10
I_Z_Z_Y
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