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When a Stranger Calls FUCKMAN

par FuckMan
9/10 184 pts / 21 votes - 13 commentaires
Seriously, WHO, I`ve got a lot of important things I need to get done today. You`re going to have to leave.
I`m not leaving, I`m gone. Thanks for caring. You know who you are, X.

Ah, this is so much better. WHO is gone and everything`s peaceful once again. Now to relax and get caught up on my masturbation.
*RING*
A phone call. I hope it`s a telemarketer with a sexy voice. That would be GREAT to jerk off to right now!
*RING*
Have you checked your urine?
Hmmm, a little different, but I`m always open to something new.

Shouldn`t you test yourself to see if you`re pregnant or not?
You must be mistaken. I`m a man, man.

Hello? They hung up. I`ll just have to pull off to whatever`s on TV, instead.

Spongebob Squarepants? Well, I guess Sandy the Squirrel does look kinda hot in that spacesuit.
*fap fap fap fap*
Ohhhh, Sandy! Your tail is so bushy!
*RING*
Damnit, who is it now?
*RING*
Why haven't you checked your urine?
I told you, I`m a man. I have the massive elephant cock to prove it. What`s more, the only sex I`ve had in recent memory was gay sex, so no one could have possibly gotten pregnant.

Are you sure about that? Do you remember your past? Where you`ve been? Where you come from?
I cum wherever I want. Speaking of which, I`m about to finish myself off, so I don`t have time to chat. Good bi.

UUHHHHHHHHRRRRRR RRRRRRRRR! Oh Sandy, your glass helmet protected you from my bukkake spray!

Oh boy, am I drowsy. Maybe a quick cat-nap here on the couch will do me some good.

With combined integrated genematrix, our son will have my raw feline animal sexuality and your massive cock as superpowers through yellow sun radiation. He will certainly impress the backward locals.
Now remember child, the Planet Serengeti will be destroyed because of the interspecie-al love shared between two gay animals, but you must never let that fate fall upon the planet Urf! Goodbye son, we love you!

AHH! That dream! I`ve had it before! It seemed so real to me. What does it mean?

*RING*
*RING*
Have you checked your urine?
Okay, you really scared me, if that's what you wanted. Is that what you wanted?

No.
What do you want?

Your semen all over me.
LEAVE ME ALONE!

What should I do? I`d better call the police!

911. Please state the nature of the emergency.
I keep getting harassing phone calls. They`re really starting to bother me. Could you do something about it?

I`ll see if I can get a trace on those calls for you.
Thank you, officer.

Almost got it. Just another minute or two.
So... what are you wearing right now, mister policeman?

We've traced the calls... They're coming from inside the house!
What? No!

What`s the matter, lover? You look like you`ve just seen the devil himself.

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"I have the massive elephant cock to prove it." is the best line in the comic. Good job.
13. 22.04.06 à 02:16 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
that is the best FUCKMAN ever!
12. 31.03.06 à 03:11 |badboyn9410/10
badboyn94
SWEET....
11. 31.03.06 à 02:37 |whathisface2210/10
whathisface22
lol
10. 30.03.06 à 22:55 |luke410/10
luke4
i'm going to call FUCKMAN
9. 30.03.06 à 18:44 |richard6/10
richard
i luv it thats gr8 lol
8. 29.03.06 à 21:40 |caseyxx10/10
caseyxx
i luv it thats gr8 lol
7. 29.03.06 à 21:39 |caseyxx10/10
caseyxx
weird, but funny...
6. 29.03.06 à 15:09 |heartagram_66610/10
heartagram_666
I've just (only) reread your early comics, in order to catch that 'dream' reference. I must say, this is a strip worthy of Smuttiversity!
5. 28.03.06 à 23:26 |thecaptainofo10/10
thecaptainofo
Once again, you`ve rushed in where angels fear to tread.
4. 28.03.06 à 15:42 |Entropic_Catalyst10/10
Entropic_Catalyst
lol funneh!
3. 28.03.06 à 08:18 |Wilson_Kids110/10
Wilson_Kids1
lol
2. 28.03.06 à 05:37 |I_Z_Z_Y10/10
I_Z_Z_Y
I wish every day could be Dude's Day.
1. 28.03.06 à 05:27 |grouchobeer10/10
grouchobeer
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