Willacoochie USA: The Ketchup Incident

par boinky33
8/10 192 pts / 23 votes - 21 commentaires
It sure was nice of you to invite me to dinner, boss.
Yes, well, it's because you were doing such a good job at work.

Pass the ketchup, please.
Here you are.
PFFFT!!!!!!
Jeffrey! Do you mind?!?

What?
You just farted!

No I didn't. The sound came from the ketchup bottle.
Oh sure, blame the ketchup bottle! You make me sick, you flatchulant bastard!

No, really, I swear! It truly was the ketchup bottle, sir!
How dare you! First you have the indecancy to fart in the presence of my family! Then you blame it on the poor, defenseless ketchup bottle! That's low, Mr. Davis. That's real low....

But....I....Erm. ...
Get out....

I beg your pardon, sir?
You heard me! Get out! OUT! NOW!

AND CONSIDER YOURSELF FIRED!!!!!!

And so he fired me and gave the promotion to that damn ketchup bottle!
Well, look at it this way:
At least you don't have AIDS.

You have AIDS.
For fuck's sake!
The End
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21. 24.03.07 à 15:34 |vipershots0/10
vipershots
I guess he should give the ketchup bottle AIDS, if you know what I mean...
20. 06.02.07 à 01:12 |MDickson2010/10
MDickson20
nice use of punchlining-ing...Ye ah...

makes me want some more marshmellow peeps.
19. 15.07.06 à 07:16 |pulse10/10
pulse
thats funy
18. 29.05.06 à 18:08 |trygoe10010/10
trygoe100
cool
17. 22.04.06 à 21:26 |supall10/10
supall
funny
16. 20.04.06 à 01:42 |killn00bs8/10
killn00bs
14. I got something you can suck on right here!
15. 12.04.06 à 12:51 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
what a suckish comic!
14. 11.04.06 à 20:19 |The_Acheiver
The_Acheiver
It made almost no sense but was as hilarious as fuck!
13. 10.04.06 à 17:27 |heartagram_66610/10
heartagram_666
Cool
12. 08.04.06 à 21:29 |armstrongneumanr10/10
armstrongneumanr
ok...
11. 07.04.06 à 15:45 |Mr.Menace6/10
Mr.Menace
Wicked, rock on
10. 07.04.06 à 00:15 |Georg10/10
Georg
Awesome!
9. 05.04.06 à 21:33 |FFXking10/10
FFXking
SWEET!
8. 04.04.06 à 21:25 |whathisface2210/10
whathisface22
ok.........
7. 04.04.06 à 00:31 |I_Z_Z_Y8/10
I_Z_Z_Y
You voted 0, RudeyRON123. Don't bullshit me.
6. 03.04.06 à 22:33 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
That is thet best man PPFFTT
5. 03.04.06 à 19:47 |RudeyRON1230/10
RudeyRON123
1. That new, m'dear?
4. 03.04.06 à 13:37 |Rednecks_2_Rox10/10
Rednecks_2_Rox
SCORE!
3. 03.04.06 à 06:27 |grouchobeer10/10
grouchobeer
Nice! I like the rapid succession triple punchline at the end.
2. 03.04.06 à 04:46 |Entropic_Catalyst10/10
Entropic_Catalyst
LMMFAO!
1. 03.04.06 à 04:12 |The_Achiever10/10
The_Achiever
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