boinky's blog

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Well, like I said, I am working on a comic book. It's mostly for fun, and I don't expect to do anything with it. But the book is taking longer than I thought. I also started making flash cartoons. Here is my first one:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/271673

The rest are on a list on that page.

You may have seen me floating around Gnomz once in a while and I'm thinking of coming back to start making comics full time again. But I cannot seem to login to my account on my new computer. That is why I'm using another computer. So until I can figure out what to do, you'll have to survive without me. Until then, please enjoy my flash cartoons and check out my old comics. They can still pack a punch.

P.S. I will start updating www.hoppyandgeorge.com as soon as possible.

Welcome to Gnomz....

These avatars don't suck as much as the other ones

I have made five new avatars, and I think some of them are good enough to actually be in Gnomz. The first one is the Robert Crumb creation Mr. Natural. Then there's Robert Crumb, who looks more like my dad than Crumb. Then there's Strong Bad, Brak, and Spongebob Squarepants. Hope you like them. If you have any requests, I'll be happy to make them.

the truth is revealed

crappy avatars by boinky

I have made some avatars without really knowing how. I just used paint. Is that how it's done? This is just for fun. I made Hoppy from my webcomic http://www.hoppyandgeorge.com, Stewie from Family guy (before he became an annoying character on the show), and the whole Aqua Teen Hunger Force. I did like making these and might make more one day.

Topics on the forum that I'm fucking sick of

There are too many of these thread topics. One is too many, if you ask me.

1. free talk threads

2. ask me for advice threads

3. I hate boinky threads

4. threads started by idiots who don't like swearing

5. any threads which uses the forum like a chatroom

6. rrcomix threads....can't they just use one thread?

7. threads which are exactly like another thread which is on the same page

8. threads asking about how to make avatars

9. threads made at 4 am asking why nobody is on

10. somebody making more than one thread asking people to read the same comic

11. threads asking for comic ideas from other users

12. any thread with constant spelling errors

And that's my opinion. If you can think of anymore, leave a comment.

Thanks.

boinky33's classic video game reviews

If you're the kind of moron who think that good looking graphics and an impressive storyline is what makes a good video game, then stop reading this right now and go jerk off to GTA. These aren't your normal pussy games. These are the kind of games that will keep you up at night, haunting your nightmares. Now ladies and gentlemen, I bring you my video game reviews.

This game is the best game in the history of everything! I tried to tell a friend of mine, but he's so dumb and stupid that he doesn't even know of the game. What a fool! This game was created so Dominoes pizza could make lots of money with their lovable mascot, the Noid. This game was so good, that after I beat it, I ordered some Dominoes pizza and danced the night way.
But this game is really hard. In the first level a fish could jump up and bite you right on the ass in mid-jump. So if you're a stupid moron who likes easy, girly games like GTA or Halo, don't play this game because you'll cry like a baby when you lose, and you will lose because you SUCK!!!!!!

http://www.nesplayer.com/yonoid/main.htmIt is a story of some stupid egg person who has to recue all his friends from the curse of a witch for some reason, then save his girlfriend from a dragon. But apart from the excellent plot, this game is excellent. You gotta feed this triceratops some turkey or he'll run over you, and then you got to jump over a waterfall, then go to England and get an umbrella, and do some other stuff too probably. I wouldn't know because I never beat it for I always got bored while playing it......Anyway, this game is better than all other games in the whole world put together.
If you would like to learn more about the Fantastic Dizzy, consult your local library.

My next game is an old favorite called The Fantastic Adventures of Dizzy.

http://www.geocities.com/tgz6/odd_page_images_files/fantastic_adventures_of_dizzy.htmI no longer fear Hell for I have played Mario's Time Machine.
This game is the worst thing ever. It pains me to play it. The cartridge killed my Nintendo. It gave it some rare video game diesese and killed it. I buried it in my back yard with my Sega Saturn and Atari Jaguar. The games point is to teach children about history with Mario riding around on a surf board. That's stupid and dumb. People bought this game thinking it would be a fun Mario game, where he goes back in time and beats up a bunch of cave men koopas. WRONG! Instead we learn stuff. Video games and eduction don't mix. Just look at Mario is Missing. That horrible game made children's eyes bleed. After playing this game I chucked it into an active valcano and danced, danced, DANCED!!!!!!
All in all, I give this game a 2 out of 5.

The last game is Mario's Time Machine (AKA the worst game ever)

http://www.consoleclassix.com/gameinfo_mariostimemachine_smc.php

And that's it. Now get back to your fucking X-Box.

Other games I recommend:

The first game is Yo! Noid.

I love Gnomz. It's the users I hate.

This is based off the English side of Gnomz.

Gnomz is a good idea in theory, but let's not forget about the annoying, illiterate 14 year old users who make shitty comic after shitty comic about Star Wars and AOTS, full of typos and grammatical errors. I'm not saying I never making a spelling mistake, but take a look at one of these people's forum posts:

"mb ill b the first to talk k" -danielle12

And what's worse is these users treat the forums like a chatroom, so we get a thread that has hundreds of posts that consist mainly of: "hello?", "hya", watsup??", and "any1 here?"

It's a forums, you fools! When you click on the link to get there, it says FORUM!

It's not fair when an intelligent user makes a post that is actually worth discussing, we get bombarded with threads such as: "lets chat", "ask [insert stupid user name]" which is just a user who thinks thay are smart enough to give out advice. But the worst threads are the ones which have already been posted. In one page, I have seen 4 just asking if anyone like Star Wars. It's not only the forums, it's the comics, too. Take this one for example: http://www.gnomz.com/comic-64363-the+shits.html

I know there are MUCH worse ones than that, but I didn't want to dig too deep.

Well, writing this made me feel better, and I'm not worried about any of the people I made fun of in this entry being angry, because I doubt they could read this much without getting a headache.

The End

I am boinky33....

AND I LOVE CORN!