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My Dearest Anna, I write to you with wonderful news. My eldest sister, Mary, is getting married, and I dearly wish that you might come and share in our happiness. She will be married in the month of May, when the gardens will be in full bloom, and I hope, my dear, that you feel as I do in this wondrous news. With Love, Charlotte

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Welcome, one and almost all; except for those unfortunates we don't like, to the roast of heartagram_666. We have the same guests as last time because though our site may attract free viagra and transsexuals, insertnamehere's keen interest makes sure none of them stay long. Quick and sudden. Grouchobeer, whose steady stream of barfing up twenty comics a day seems to have slowed, is here. Maybe because someone mentioned doctorwho and he's getting ready for another "blow out". Chocotof is either somewhere in Europe or trying to make it big in New York like everyone else since the Velvet Underground. The only difference is he hasn't been reduced to a peeling yellow banana. Yet. MDickson20 is here. When not whining about Gnomz, he enjoys trading pokemon cards with CheGuevara and wearing plaid overalls. As per usual, Che is here, pretending he's past kindergarden. You know, I'm sure these jokes about his age are getting old by now, but he's not, so what the heck. And for a surprise, Flint is here. Technology is great nowadays; even though Flint is all the way over at the Neverland ranch, we can still communicate. As long as it's before bedtime. Headexplody is here. Prematurely, but the thought still counts, doesn't it, MDickson? Entropic_Catalyst is here. But maybe not. Though you can say one thing for him; he sure is dedicated to Gnomz. This may be hitting below the belt, but his admin-ship is just like the current Bush administration; no more spam, no more, trolls, no problems at all! Oh, wait, sorry. Rednecks_2_Rox is here. Nobody may be able to understand what she says about her bootlegged gay version of Naruto, but at least she showed up. Heartagram may be here, but perhaps no one bothered to tell him what was going on. After all, unless you dangle a chicken wing and a bucket of fries in front of him, he won't go anywhere, and I'm not sure anyone stuck a roasted cow outside to signal to him what's going on. Good can be said for heartagram, and it has nothing to do with the fact that he's single handedly kept KFC in business despite personalized warnings from both the FDA, and NASA. No, heartagram is honest, and while he can tell us all he's as popular as Headexplody is on those sites he seems to know so well, heartagram modestly tells us how he ate an apple on Monday, two pears on Tuesday, and sixty three Krispy Kreme donuts on Wednesday. Heartagram is that rare breed who has no sense of reservation, either with his personal life or with his appetite.

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Oh, good heavens Charlotte! I have been looking for you everywhere!

You look rather pleased to have found me, Lady Farbordale.

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BLAH BLAH BLAH

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Did you know that in the Roman empire, people used to eat until they puked so that they could eat more?

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Alright kids, I've made you all cupcakes. Have one!

Yay!

Teaching Social Awareness

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So, yesterday I got online,

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What are you doing?

Chemistry.

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You know, we humans have evolved quite a lot during our existence.

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Once upon a time... In a galaxy far, far away...

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Oh, they're honking at me! I must look good today.

All her life, Carmelita had been a bad pedestrian

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You know, you could be a lot funnier.

I know, I know. Thing is, my comedy never quite translates into writing.

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Oh we're off to see the Wizard!

The wonderful wizard of Oz!

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Alright, listen up kids. This month's biology project will test your parenting skills. I will divide you up into pairs, and you will raise an egg until it hatches. You will be tested on your ability to handle the egg, get along with your partner, and raise the chick. Any questions?

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If I were to write a book for young girls, I'd call it "Dear Margaret, God Has Better Things To Do Than Give You Your Period."

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*cutcut* *SOB*

*SHERwhammoPuff!* I am your fairy god------!

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I wish, I wish, I wish...

*KerBLAMSheBoP* I am your fairy god------!

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*Sigh* I wish...

*KerSMAKcrashBAM* I am your fairy god------!

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So unless you have a strange secret ritual involving a rubber ducky and a mix tape; I don't see the prob-

I'm PREGNANT!

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