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Dracula! Your neck-biting, blood-sucking days are over!

Chill out, Ghostbuster...nowadays, vampires don't bite necks to suck blood...

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?? Who are you?

Pierluigi Collina, I've come to get you...

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OH NOOOOO! You're Death herself! Are you coming to get me?

No, Duh! I've come to get your presidential popularity. I heard it's Dead as a doornail...

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I went to Mongolia recently and the crowd cheered...I felt really welcome, like I was at home...

Crowds never cheer for you at home...

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The Portuguese may have found the cure for death. Their hospitals call patients for surgery after they're dead !

That's because their hospital waiting list are too big! (and they say I'm the stupid one...)

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Portugal is a great country. Too bad it's run by the Portuguese...

Not really, George. Half the population is African, Brazillian and Ucrainian Immigrants, the companies are either Spanish or have Spanish CEO's and the Port Wine is English. That's Europe for you!

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