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In BIZARROWORLD, a Republican president who did not win the popular vote crams his hidden agenda down America's throat and anyone who opposes him is branded as a traitor...

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I had a rat in my backyard.

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INCOMING SPAMBOTS!

AIM FOR THE HEAD! LIKE FEDERAL AGENTS!

Previously, on GNOMZ...

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We give you welfare, food stamps, housing, utilities, womb-to-tomb healthcare, public transit, internet, school vouchers, lawyers, social workers, and around-the-clock police and fire protection. Your boyfriends are guests in our prisons. You pay no taxes, hell, you get money BACK from the Earned Income Tax Credit. What's more, we've done this for seven generations. It's a sweetheart deal. All we ask of you in return is that every ten years, you take five minutes away from watching your stories to answer a dozen questions that require little language skill and no math skills except for counting your admittedly large brood of children. Hell, we'll even answer the questions for you. Okay?

No.

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In my new movie, NANNY 9/11, you get to hold a shotgun to the head of Alan Colmes.

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Daddy, what's a "operator"?

Live humans who used to actually help people make calls from payphones.

Operator

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NO!

But they're very reasonably priced.

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Austin House of Glass. Can I help you?

Yeah, I sure hope so. Can you come to the IRS building tomorrow and bring a shitload of ladders? We've got a seven-story building with two hundred people in it.

February 17.

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"...You should have been down here! All night long, we were eating hot buttered corn!"

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Well, thanks for coming.

You're welcome.

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Why did Tiger Woods wear two condoms? Because he made a hole-in-one.

Hey! Grouchobeer!

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I'm here with a safety expert who investigated the death of the luger at Vancouver.

Good evening.

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Live from Vancouver, it's me, Mart, with me as always is Ferdie. What's the next event?

The biathlon.

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You have preschoolers all day, feed them juice and cookies and don't brush their teeth? That's against the law!

What law?

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Hello, I'm Tim Tebow and I think everyone should subscribe to my belief system.

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Retards.

Rahm Emanuel: WRONG

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Man, it would suck to be in Haiti. Hot. Crowded. Filthy. Smelly. Living in a shack if you're lucky. A tent or the ground if you're not. No food. Disease. Violence.

Yes, things are terrible since the earthquake.

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John McCain.

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There you go, sir! You're free!

After a hundred hours under the rubble! I can't believe it!

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HELP MY CHILD! HE'S PINNED UNDER THE RUBBLE!

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