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The National Bureau of Economic Research (NBER) announced yesterday that the nation has been in a recession since December, 2007.

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A fragrance company has come out with a Penn State® perfume.

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Ach, dis iss terrible.

What is, mein fuehrer?

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It's weird having Thanksgiving without my family.

Mm.

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With all your wife's millions, YOU'RE suing ME when YOU'RE the copyright infringer. You know, copyright is good up to 120 years, same as your present age.

What kind of venal, avaricious, lowlife, bottom-feeding, dumbass piece of white garbage would extend copyright to 120 years?

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I'm an artist. You can't lecture me about the First Amendment.

Apparently, I need to. I am allowed to use your track because I wasn't trying to profit from it.

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YOU'RE suing ME?

Yes, it's an anti-SLAPP motion.

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Copyright is life plus seventy years. And every time Mickey Mouse gets near the expiration date, the GOP extends copyright. So you have no one to blame but yourself.

Let's say I had asked you for permission. Would you have granted it?

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John McCain, I'm Jackson Browne, and I'm suing you because you used my song [i] Running on Empty [/i] in your campaign commercials without permission.

No I didn't.

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Astronauts on the space station have fixed the machine that turns their urine into drinking water.

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In honor of the release of "Chinese Democracy", Dr. Pepper is giving everyone in America a free soda.

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After fourteen years, Guns N' Roses' has released their album "Chinese Democracy".

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A phone left at a McDonald's contained nude photos of a woman, and these pix ended up on the internets.

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Every year around this time, the president grants a pardon to a turkey.

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A federal appeals court is considering the fate of seventeen Uighurs being held at Gitmo.

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Sucks.

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A minister in Kansas says that Barack Obama's election is "a sin against God."

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Nebraska has amended its Safe Haven Law so that it only applies to babies under thirty days of age.

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Canadian airlines lost their lawsuit, and so from now on, obese people will be able to purchase two seats for the price of one.

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I'm going to set up a roadside shrine to honor all those killed by drivers who were distracted by roadside shrines.

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