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I read your comic about your dilemma of "accidentally" poking your doctor in the eye with your penis.

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So, some kid accidentally shot himself in the head while trying to fire an automatic.

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Barack Obama would blow up his interns.

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So Family Guy was banned in Russia...

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Yeah, I'm a Republican, I'll admit that.

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If John McCain is elected president, Sarah Palin promises to show her boobs to every male in the United States.

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A murder suspect was surrounded by police, yet he didn't notice because he was too busy playing Guitar Hero at his local Wal-Mart.

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Hey have you seen The Dark Knight yet?

Yeah, it was BAD ASS.

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Welcome. I regret to inform you all that this event has been cancelled. Please go home, while I eat all the free food. Now that my corny opening joke is done, how about we get down to business. First and foremost, I would like to apologize for the delay of this roast. I was unable to start it, because my dad spends all day on the computer, and I didn't feel like spending three hours typing two sentences on my Wii. Anyway, we are here today to honor the not-so honorable Gnomz member insertnamehere. Insertnamehere has been a Gnomz member for a long time. In his early days, he used to plagiarize so much that Carlos Mencia once called him a plagiarist. Insertnamehere loves technology, too bad it doesn't return the favor. Hell, I had to make his MySpace account for him because MySpace wouldn't let him. So either technology hates him or MySpace has pedophile control. Speaking of pedophiles, Entropic is here tonight. Entropic, stop trying to look up Allegria's skirt. Save that for vaderdk. CheGuevara's here tonight. Of course, he's everywhere at once. Everywhere there's free porn, that is. MDickson is here tonight. I'm surprised he could be pulled away from Rock Band and Super Smash Brothers Brawl long enough to do something like this, because, let's face it, he wouldn't even stop playing those games to get laid. Headexploady, is also here tonight. I don't know him very well, but I have it on good authority that he's actually a she. Hard to believe Entropic is here tonight, and not in jail. Really. This is pixel's first time at a Roast. This is not flint's first time for a roast. Surprisingly, people like pixel a lot more than they like flint. That reminds me. Flint's pants. Allegria's here tonight. Surprising, though, because I thought it was past her bedtime. Same goes for Grouchobeer. And to the man of the hour, or 30 seconds, or however long it takes you to read this, insertnamehere. I know you try to model yourself after Harpo Marx, but you've forgotten the first key point. You need to shut up. Forever. All in all, Insertnamehere is awesome, by Gnomz standards anyway. He makes funny comics and I hope he has 1000 more in him. The same does not go for flint.

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The other day I lost one of my drumsticks for my Rock Band drumset.

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I'm the president!

2000

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I have a Nintendo Wii

I'm so jealous!

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Recently, a black pastor in South Carolina tried to get a KKK store shut down in a building he supposedly owned.

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Hey, did you hear Brett Farve is retiring?

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So I went to the video store yesterday to rent the movie "300"

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Oh my God, it's a nigger!

Hey, G, did ya know that it's fuckin' illegal to be usin' dat word?

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After his final term as president is up, George Bush is going to persuade a career in meteorology.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

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