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People are saying it's historic how a woman is finally involved in a higher office and how she was picked for her maverickocity. SHE'S A FUCKING POLITICAL TROPHY WIFE! Is this how far we've come, that we praise someone for doing the same thing that people have done for thousands of years just because it's on television and wrapped in that "change" bullshit they were touting against until 6 weeks ago*? Maybe we can use Sarah Palin's dowry to help pay off the national debt certain other first-timers got us into! Jesus.

* As of 10-06-08

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Did you see that part where Batman beat the shit out of The Joker when they arrested him!

Yeah, they should have gotten Chrsitian Bale's mom to play the part!

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That Batman movie. Have you heard of it? It's raked in like, tons of money.

I know, the actors must be getting tons of money from that!

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If Jimi Hendrix were alive today, would he be more or less important to suburban white kids?

Please factor Bob Marley and Wal-mart into your equation.

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OH MY GOD! That (Random Noun) named Bob and that (Random Noun) named Franklin are fighting!

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Dear Honey, It's your grandmother! How are you sonny? Did you use that fishing rod to catch some fish or play that guitar I gave you? It was your fathers, he would have liked you to have it. Anyway, I'm really excited you're coming over to your home state to see us for the summer! Me and your grandpa are so eager to see you, it's been two years! You must be so tall now! How's school? I hope your passing geometry now, that would be horrible if you had to repeat it next year in a brand new school! You're smart enough, you just need to apply yourself and actually study for a change! You can't remember every single thing on your first try! You need to study! Anyway, me and your grandpa can't wait to see you! I hope this get's to you, last time I tried to "E-mail" you, I somehow bought a new dishwasher. Love, Grammy Oma.

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Have you ever thought about going on a rollercoaster and like, getting strapped in with those lock belts right? And you get to the the top of the ramp and the roller coaster stops. And then you hear a chainsaw start up and see a guy run up and start chopping off everybody's heads, and then when he gets to you the ride starts up again and you have to finish the ride with these headless stumps and you're locked in and you can't get out. That would be so cool. I mean, I've always liked stuff like that, where you choose your demise, but kinda indirectly, you know, like a Final Destination kind of thing, but doesn't suck.

Two manic-depressive teenage boys...

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"The story is Flags of Our Fathers, the famous flag-raising picture, and they didn't do that. If I go ahead and put an African-American actor in there, people'd go: 'This guy's lost his mind.' I mean, it's not accurate." Referring to Lee, a guy like him should shut his face."

First we stare at the delicious chocolate

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And welcome back to Women of Ninja Warrior. I'm a 18-32 year old male that has a feigned taste for "foreign" television.

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One day there was an octopus.

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One word: Obamanomics.

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Today, you get to take an 80 minute test!

SHIT!

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Hey sexy!

Honey, I'm home!

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You know we've come a long way when blacks and women now have the same chances and opportunities to be as stupid, ignorant, and hate filled as any white man can possibly hope to be.

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Pete, I heard you punched out your security guard for manhandling one of your fans.

Yeah, I did. I love my adoring fans!

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You know what would be a good, original idea?

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Everytime someone says they're in Beast Mode, I imagine them fucking a horse.

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I did not inject Star Power directly into my Guitarists left buttock.

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I'm gay.

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