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...and when the police arrived, all that was found were the tattered remains of that poor dog's penis.

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Hey, nice pants.

Thanks. Nice car.

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Fred Thompson's most enthusiastic part of his Presidential race was his concession speech.

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...So Islam, Christianity and Judaism is essentially all the same.

Yawn.

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Don't Tase Me, Bro!

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Don't say it's just another fun story. Another joke. Just, another, fantasy by a madman with too much to think about. It's real I tell you, the creatures see through you and me, they're above and below and beyond. What's with the faces? Can't you see them, i know you can. You have to, I see them.

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...When apprehended, Naked Levar Burton said nothing, but held up a large picture of a suprised baby. Reporters were perplexed.

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Dude, did you see the news story about Dick Cheney in Afghanistan? Some shit went down and he was almost hurt. But he's okay.

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Sherry, doesn't it suck when you can't come up with [b]Anything[/b] to write about? It's like, you want to publish something great, but you have nothing great at all!

I know! I Strive to do something great every day, but I wind up beating my face against my keyboard for an hour.

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The following story is not fictional. It is based on a true event, and relations between characters and real people are not mere coincidence, but a slight upon the person. Some of the information and events are graphic, and reader discrestion is highly advised. These are, [b]The Ignorance Chronicles[/b]

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The following story is not fictional. It is based on a true event, and relations between characters and real people are not mere coincidence, but a slight upon the person. Some of the information and events are graphic, and reader discrestion is highly advised. These are, [b]The Ignorance Chronicles[/b]

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The following story is not fictional. It is based on a true event, and relations between characters and real people are not mere coincidence, but a slight upon the person. Some of the information and events are graphic, and reader discrestion is highly advised. These are, [b]The Ignorance Chronicles[/b]

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ALLEGRIA DOESNT LET PULSE INTO HER METABD'S!!!!! SHE LIKES VAGINA!!!!! AND WHO KNOWS WHO SHE WONT LET INTO HER METABD'S TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!

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So Steve, are you excited about Thanksgiving? All the festivities, the feasting, the family time, the football? Isn't it just great?

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Peano still makes comics. Therefor, God doesn't exist.

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...Well, it was a hell of a ride kids. We had a lot of fun, but now we must move on. 69 Is behind us now, and it will always be remembered. In the eyes of the local homeless man, in the smile of every baby, behind every arching rainbow, there will be 69. Lets look back at some of the greatest moments of 69.

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I am fully aware that this comic will get very few good votes. I am aware that my sothmoric jokes are deemed stupid to many and perverted to few. But I don't care.

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So what about today? Is today good?

No Rich. My mom wants me working at her florist shop.

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...So? Is it cool if you come with me?

Rich, I'd love to, but my daddy won't let me out. I gotta work for him tonight.

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You gotta be fuckin' kidding me.

No, really! I did kick him in the nuts. Twice! hey, whos that guy i-

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