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When god has given up!

and hitler runs and crys!

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Sir I have news that Tony Blair has decided to join the Catholic church.

Oh great first the IRA and now this.

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Gordon I keep telling you it's your problem now.

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I demand to know why you have stolen the number 18 chocolate from my advent calender.

I haven't stolen anything are you sure you've got the right one.

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Max Force I have something to tell you. Your girlfriend has been kidnapped. If you want to see her again you will meet my master at the castle tonight.

Give my girlfriend back now you villain.

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Yes I have done it I have created the worlds smartest panda I will be rich. Say something.

I am programmed to kill.

In a laboratory 20 years ago

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The first thing I need to talk to you about is Scotland. Apparently there are still Scottish people entering the country despite the fact we have army personel on the border so my only choice is to build a giant wall around the entire country.

Well it worked for France.

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It's disgusting how little the british government gives to the families of it's war heroes.

I know the HMV voucher I got when my son died had expired.

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Whats the problem sir.

I'll tell you what the problem is there's no damn hot water and I want a bloody bath thats the problem. Besides what the hell are you doing here I told Ironman to get a plumber. Where is that useless pile of crap anyway.

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Damn it's late again.

Tell me about it if it doesn't come soon i'm gonna get arrested.

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Everyones been talking about China being the worlds next superpower but thats a load of crap. The worlds next superpower is Ireland

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Hello. I am calling because I have kidnapped your turtle. Do not be alarmed all I ask is that you pay me 1 million pounds. Your turtle shall not be harmed.

But I don't have 1 million pounds. Or a turtle.

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Where am I?

You are stood in the middle of my new living room which I swear had a blue carpet yesterday but anyway I have absolutely no idea who you are and would like you to leave my property.

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