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| I had an idea today. I'm not sure if it would work or not, but I was thinking of doing a Gnomz roast. If you don't know what this is, a roast is held by people for someone, usually a friend or an associate, in which everyone gets up and says a few jokes about the roastee. The roasters (the people on the dais) also get joked about. The jokes can be crude and vicious, but it's all done in fun, and at the end of his set, the roaster usually says something nice about the roastee. At the end of the roast, the roastee does his rebuttal, roasting the people on the dais. The point is NOT to roast someone who's universally, or even widely hated, but somebody who's liked and has some foibles that can be pointed out. My only reservations are that we may not know enough about each other to do a roast, and I'm hesitant about roasting or doing jokes about people under 18. That being said, I think the best format would be a metaBD. I would be the emcee, or depending on what people want, I could be the first roastee if somebody else wants to be emcee. Just off the top of my head, some of the people I would include would be Entropic Praada boinky Hatter insert pulse heartagram Che familyguy Allegria rednecks sir_sweet M_Dickson Chocotof vader achiever If your name is NOT on the list, you are not necessarily excluded. If you have any ideas/concerns/wishes, let me know here or via PM. Shecky Grouchobeer | ||
1. 10 Juil 2007 21:16 | grouchobeer   |
| 1. You forgot Poland. | ||
2. 10 Juil 2007 21:18 | Entropic_Catalyst  |
| Thats a swell idea grouch, boner worthy even. | ||
3. 10 Juil 2007 23:19 | vaderdk421  |
| 1. I feel so honored. 2. who is poland does he play on gnomz | ||
4. 10 Juil 2007 23:21 | heartagram_666  |
4. I said that on the other topic  | ||
5. 11 Juil 2007 17:52 | CheGuevara  |
| Oh, and in case it wasn't clear from my joke response above, I'm totally on board for this, be it as a roaster, roastee, or (preferably) both. | ||
6. 11 Juil 2007 19:43 | Entropic_Catalyst |
| I could spare some neurons in the name of this. | ||
7. 12 Juil 2007 01:38 | insertnamehere  |
| Come on grouch, lets do this! LEROY JENKINS!!!!!!!! | ||
8. 12 Juil 2007 01:54 | vaderdk421 |
| In my opinion, a forum would be better. That way everyone can say what they want. | ||
9. 12 Juil 2007 02:36 | heartagram_666 |
| 8. Well, I need a roastee, and I would like to get more roasters if possible. 9. That's what I want to avoid. | ||
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| 10. So annoying people can't say anything retarded and ruin it? I can be the first roastee. Sounds like fun. | ||
11. 12 Juil 2007 03:34 | heartagram_666 |
| Delicious roasted nuts | ||
12. 12 Juil 2007 03:37 | MadHatterJ  |
| 12. Just like momma used to make. | ||
13. 12 Juil 2007 05:29 | MDickson20  |
| wut iz a rawstee does he pulay on gnomz? | ||
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| I can be both... my body was built that way. | ||
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| By the power vested in me by myself, I hereby declare Entropic_Catalyst the first victim, uh, Guest of Honor. So far, definites are: MDickson heart vader insert sweet I'm unsure about Hatter Che Chocotof (because you didn't definitely say yea or nay.) We could do it with eight people. For this one in particular, I'd like to get boinky back, and Praada. And it would be nice to get some more estrogen on the dais (rednecks? Allegria?) Start writing your jokes NOW. (Remember to write jokes about me and the other people on the dais, too.) As soon as I firm up the names of the roasters, I will post the running order (who's first, second, etc.) The format is, I will come out and make some opening remarks, and then introduce the first speaker. Then, after he is done, I will introduce the second speaker, and so forth. At the end, Entropic will get to do a rebuttal. In real life, roasters write jokes on the fly-- jokes about the Guest of Honor or people on the dais that are inspired by another joke at the roast. This is fine, but I don't want to delay things too much. Black tie is optional. | ||
16. 13 Juil 2007 02:17 | grouchobeer |
| That's right, everyone. This is (my avatar) my Sunday best! It's a rare occasion that I wear a suit, you know. | ||
17. 13 Juil 2007 02:36 | heartagram_666 |
| *gulp* | ||
18. 13 Juil 2007 07:09 | Entropic_Catalyst |
| You know I would wear a suit but this one stands out more | ||
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| I'm in. | ||
20. 13 Juil 2007 21:00 | CheGuevara |
| If you add me to the list I'll buy you something nice. And you all know how much you love insulting Deidara... And his non-existent penis. Or insulting me, in general. And my non-existent spelling errors. | ||
21. 13 Juil 2007 22:30 | Rednecks_2_Rox  |
| 16. Writing jokes? On a humor site? And I'm a big fan of Entropic's. That should make for good jokes. | ||
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| Hey. I spent all of the last 30 seconds making my avatar wit a suit. You like? | ||
23. 14 Juil 2007 00:04 | MDickson20 |
| Flint can be the Dane Cook at Dennis Leary's roast. | ||
24. 14 Juil 2007 10:39 | MadHatterJ |
| This should go without saying, but I'd better throw it out there just in case. I don't want to see anyone holding back because I'm an admin. No one's going to be banned over anything they say at a roast. (Not even heartagram!) Take your best shot, you goddamn pansies! Oh, we haven't started yet? Sorry. | ||
25. 14 Juil 2007 12:44 | Entropic_Catalyst |
| 21. Rednecks, you are on the list. I am still waiting on a definite answer from Hatter and Chocotof, and I would really like from the original list Allegria and Praada at least. Please work on your jokes! I am being ruthless with all of you, and I expect to get as good as I give. | ||
26. 14 Juil 2007 20:08 | grouchobeer |
| Huh? What? Ok, I'm back. What's going on? | ||
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I'm in.  | ||
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| Whoo hoo! | ||
29. 15 Juil 2007 21:32 | grouchobeer |
| Here's the running order: Allegria heartagram rednecks sir_sweet MDickson20 vaderdk421 Che insertnamehere Hatter? boinky33 Entropic_Catalyst for the rebuttal To recap the format: I will come out and make a few introductory remarks, then introduce the first speaker (Allegria). After Allegria is done, I will introduce the second speaker, and so forth. I would like to start at 6 PM Eastern (U.S.) time on Fri. 7/20 if that's ok. Che, I understand you may not be able to go until Sat., but I'd like to wrap things up no later than 12:00 midnight Sun. (or as doctorwho says, 12 am), which gives us 30 hours. Hatter-- if you need to go earlier, let me know. Please start writing now, if you haven't already. | ||
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| I am so toast. | ||
31. 15 Juil 2007 22:05 | Entropic_Catalyst |
| I think someone should go before me, I'm not going to be able to start till tommorrow. | ||
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| Whoops. I didn't put the DATE of the start of the roast, which is Fri. 7/20 at 6 PM Eastern (U.S.). I corrected it above as well. So I didn't change your position, Allegria. I hope that's ok. If not, let me know. I would hope we could wrap everything up by midnight Sun. 7/22, which is THIRTY hours (not 18 ). | ||
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| How long do the jokes have to be? I'm kinda a spur of the moment comedy writer. And are there any rules to the jokes? And also, i might not be able to be on Friday. | ||
34. 16 Juil 2007 03:54 | vaderdk421 |
| 34. Sorry to screw up your list, but I can't get on until about 11:30-12:30 ANYDAY. So put me last. Or something. | ||
35. 16 Juil 2007 04:58 | MDickson20 |
| 36. AM or PM? Also, what time zone? In any case, I have altered the running order. See above. 35. If you mean how long does the routine have to be, it's better to have a couple of killer jokes than a lot of mediocre ones. As for rules, there aren't really any. It's no holds barred against Entropic, or me, or anybody else on the dais. Writing material for a roast is a different discipline. Try to set aside some time each day between now and then to write, even if it's fifteen minutes a day. I will post some links to roasts here and maybe you can get some ideas. | ||
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| Friday? Alright, I'll just drag my laptop around with me if I have to go anywhere (and yes, I will totally do that if I go anywhere). Alright, I'm ready in my formal attire. There had better be tea. | ||
37. 16 Juil 2007 13:29 | MadHatterJ |
| Nope. Lemonade. | ||
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| 39. Pink? | ||
39. 16 Juil 2007 19:15 | MDickson20 |
| 37. AM, Eastern time zone. I'm a New Yorker. You know? Asses of the U.S.? | ||
40. 16 Juil 2007 19:19 | MDickson20 |
| 40. Yep. 41. I thought that was Boston. | ||
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| 37. I mean around midnight. 42. Awesome. BTW, I went to Boston once. They were very nice to us. You know, compared to New Yorkers. | ||
42. 16 Juil 2007 21:30 | MDickson20 |
| What do you mean by "everything"? | ||
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| 45. All your jokes, probably. Looks like a noob found the emocons. It's like you haven't been on a computer in five years. Noobs are fun to watch. You burn them with a magnifying glass, loving the superiority. Watching them squirm. Then a red Skittle on the ground next to you spontaneously combusts. TASTE THE RAINBOW, BITCHES!!! | ||
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| 44. Being uncensored makes me feel free from the press. Fuck you paparazzi! | ||
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| I just got through watching/listening to the roasts grouchobeer linked to in post 44 to get into the mood. I hope everyone's going to be that brutal. BUT I BET NONE OF YOU HAVE THE FUCKING BALLS! AM I RIGHT? | ||
46. 20 Juil 2007 21:47 | Entropic_Catalyst |
| but somebody who's liked Wait... I'm liked? | ||
47. 20 Juil 2007 22:51 | heartagram_666 |
| It's too early for me to chime in in the actual roast yet, but so far everything I've read has been funnier than flint's pants! More! Harder! Faster! | ||
48. 21 Juil 2007 12:44 | Entropic_Catalyst |
| Great stuff. Everyone's been awesome so far. We've still got MDickson20, insertnamehere, and boinky33 to go before my scathing, flesh-curling rebuttal. It's getting late here and I don't see those guys around yet, so I'll probably have to wait until tomorrow to wrap things up. At the rate this site tends to move on the weekends, I'm sure the comic will still be on the front page then anyway. | ||
49. 22 Juil 2007 22:00 | Entropic_Catalyst |
| It's a loloroast. A lolroast indeed. | ||
50. 22 Juil 2007 22:45 | MadHatterJ |
| I was hoping for more cross-roaster potshots myself. Still, it's fucking funny. | ||
51. 24 Juil 2007 02:22 | MadHatterJ |
| We can consider that first one a friendly little warm-up roast. Next time, we'll get vicious. | ||
52. 24 Juil 2007 18:28 | Entropic_Catalyst |
| I thought that went very well despite the fact I was owned twice. By Hatter and Entropic. | ||
53. 24 Juil 2007 19:45 | CheGuevara |
| I think grouch should go next, but i'll go if no one else will. | ||
54. 25 Juil 2007 03:43 | vaderdk421 |
58. I hope you do go next, because I've just came up with a few jokes to use about you  | ||
55. 25 Juil 2007 17:25 | CheGuevara |
| I'll host if we roast grouchobeer. | ||
56. 26 Juil 2007 17:55 | Entropic_Catalyst |
| I really think that grouch would be the best choice. This time i would put more work into my response, i was extremley busy while entropics was being done. But if grouch wont do it, i would be happy to get my ass roasted. | ||
57. 26 Juil 2007 22:12 | vaderdk421 |
| Sorry that I was late. My jokes are up now, for anyone who wants to see them. | ||
58. 31 Juil 2007 19:18 | MDickson20 |
| Coming soon to a comic-making website near you: The roast of grouchobeer. Everyone wear something flame-resistant. | ||
59. 1 Aou 2007 20:58 | Entropic_Catalyst |
| Like my underwear? | ||
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