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I ordered the LARGE cup of coffee!]]> http://www.gnomz.com/grouchobeerblog/38429-teddy-kennedy-takes-hillary-clinton-for-a-spin.html

If he had one of these cars forty years ago, he'd be president today.]]> http://www.gnomz.com/grouchobeerblog/38182-rip.html

Iceland mourns the death of Santa Claus.]]> http://www.gnomz.com/grouchobeerblog/37663-special-xmas-message-from-the-tartaglias.html

Santa Claus sleeps with the fishes.]]> http://www.gnomz.com/grouchobeerblog/37643-jews-are-responsible-for-all-the-wars-in-the-world.html

In the West Bank today, an Israeli soldier killed Santa.]]> http://www.gnomz.com/grouchobeerblog/37046-there-is-a-little-holiday-in-my-heart-every-time-i-see-this.html

An elephant went on a rampage after a game of elephant polo.]]> http://www.gnomz.com/grouchobeerblog/37004-spider-spud-spider-spud-does-whatever-a-spider-spud-does.html ]]> http://www.gnomz.com/grouchobeerblog/36324-spiderdog-spiderdog-does-whatever-a-spiderdog-does.html

Lakshmi takes her dog out for a walk.]]> http://www.gnomz.com/grouchobeerblog/36321-strike-gets-ugly.html

The Association of Motion Picture and Television Producers is
cracking down on the Writers Guild of America with strikebreakers.
Moments after this picture was taken, Hulk killed Sarah Silverman.]]> http://www.gnomz.com/grouchobeerblog/35909-spider-girl-2.html

Well, I have my Halloween costume for next year.]]> http://www.gnomz.com/grouchobeerblog/35897-spider-girl-spider-girl-does-whatever-a-spider-girl-does.html

A girl like that, you don't eat all at once.]]> http://www.gnomz.com/grouchobeerblog/35855-the-ayatollah-of-oz.html

Somewhere over the rainbow
Missiles fly.]]> http://www.gnomz.com/grouchobeerblog/35844-barbie-s-dream-tabasco.html ]]> http://www.gnomz.com/grouchobeerblog/35712-burn-baby-burn.html

Pope John Paul II roasts in hell.]]> http://www.gnomz.com/grouchobeerblog/35471-theodore-rex.html

One is a terrible lizard with a brain the size of a cashew,
and the other is a replica.]]> http://www.gnomz.com/grouchobeerblog/33794-you-love-a-horse.html
Of Harpo, he says, "He is on intimate terms with his horse."]]> http://www.gnomz.com/grouchobeerblog/33480-correction.html

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